Author Topic: Litl ol' Skool Hous (Ten Sleep hour Teecher) (Read 31473 times)

Delmonico · « **Reply #40 on:** June 07, 2006, 06:43:08 PM »

I'll bring the Kin-Chee, you want to skin them or shall we let Cammie.

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #41 on:** June 07, 2006, 06:43:50 PM »

Cammie sits and listens, polishing up her horseshoes.

Delmonico · « **Reply #42 on:** June 07, 2006, 06:46:00 PM »

Have you got a note-e-fi-cat-ion that lights up when I mention skinnin' cats.

What size and stye horseshoe do you use, I might be able to get ya a good deal on a case.

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litl rooster · « **Reply #43 on:** June 07, 2006, 06:48:09 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on June 07, 2006, 06:43:08 PM

I'll bring the Kin-Chee, you want to skin them or shall we let Cammie.

Nah Del, I am going to train the yallar one to head and the ugly yallar one to heal, Me and Pea Eye will just sit under a tree and watch.

Mz. Cammie, could I interest you in a keg of used shoes..Some is pretty gamey they's the one that came off the race ponies

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #44 on:** June 07, 2006, 06:53:50 PM »

I gotmy own steekin' horse shoes. They came from Autralia. Texas Tall helped me out with them. I throw them, they hit their mark and then they come back to me.

litl rooster · « **Reply #45 on:** June 07, 2006, 06:58:52 PM »

Quote from: Camille Eonich on June 07, 2006, 06:53:50 PM

I gotmy own steekin' horse shoes. They came from Autralia. Texas Tall helped me out with them. I throw them, they hit their mark and then they come back to me.

I had a australian kat once kept throw'n it out and kept comin back

me thinks I might dig the hole a little bit deeper after that one

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #46 on:** June 07, 2006, 07:03:44 PM »

I gotta cat whut has got 6 toes on each front foot, like an opposing thumb. I keep running him off and he comes back everyday at feedin' time.

Delmonico · « **Reply #47 on:** June 07, 2006, 07:05:18 PM »

Them are "Gamer" horseshoes, we's talkin' real horseshoes.

<Wish I had a dollar fer everyone who has came in and asked, "Are those real horseshoes?" And I wish I had a dollar fer everytime I wanted to say, "No and those are also fake horseshoe nails, rasps, trimmers, shoe puller and other assorted misc. includin' the shoeing hammers."

Boss says I can't get in trouble fer thinkin' it."

>

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #48 on:** June 07, 2006, 07:25:14 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on June 07, 2006, 07:05:18 PM

Them are "Gamer" horseshoes, we's talkin' real horseshoes.

<Wish I had a dollar fer everyone who has came in and asked, "Are those real horseshoes?" And I wish I had a dollar fer everytime I wanted to say, "No and those are also fake horseshoe nails, rasps, trimmers, shoe puller and other assorted misc. includin' the shoeing hammers." Boss says I can't get in trouble fer thinkin' it." >

"What kinda flowers do Ya wan't at da funeral, lilies, er roses?"

"personally Ah use Klaidesdale shoes, they huge nearly a foot across, kinda the T-Rex of horseshoes."

heh, Heh, HEH!

Delmonico · « **Reply #49 on:** June 07, 2006, 07:27:50 PM »

We call them #8 Draft Shoes, there ain't no such thing as a Clydesdale shoe, ya better stick ta sheep, they don't need shooed 'cept over a cliff.

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #50 on:** June 07, 2006, 07:29:18 PM »

These are real horseshoes.

Camille hits Arcey upside the head with one of her horseshoes.

Ain't they Arcey?

litl rooster · « **Reply #51 on:** June 08, 2006, 04:03:56 AM »

Teeeecher I smell a steekin' sheep (spit)

Tensleep · « **Reply #52 on:** June 08, 2006, 07:29:33 AM »

Quote from: litl rooster on June 08, 2006, 04:03:56 AM

Teeeecher I smell a steekin' sheep (spit)

This ain't no place for stinkin' pasture maggots <spit>

They belong in tha mountains o' DAMN I DOAN KNOW WHERE!!

Delmonico · « **Reply #53 on:** June 08, 2006, 10:01:10 AM »

Delmonico pulls down 10zzz's map of EEEuuurooopeee and gets the pointy stick and shows them Spain.

He, put the sheep here, far enough away we don't have to smell them. Then they can ship the wool to England and then ship the shirts to us. They won't stink by then.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #54 on:** June 08, 2006, 04:28:19 PM »

Marshal Who is riding through, drops of a hundred weight of Homini Chicken scratch for LR, Da Sheep steps on Tensleeps foot N look Him right in Da eye, moves on.

Da Sheep, Gives Delmonico a big slopy kiss, moves on, levin little green round things behind.

Arcey · « **Reply #55 on:** June 08, 2006, 04:43:34 PM »

Quote from: Camille Eonich on June 07, 2006, 07:29:18 PM

These are real horseshoes.

Camille hits Arcey upside the head with one of her horseshoes.

Ain't they Arcey?

Sorry, Cammy. Ya say sumthin'? Weren't listenin'....

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #56 on:** June 08, 2006, 06:57:37 PM »

Quote from: Arcey on June 08, 2006, 04:43:34 PM

Sorry, Cammy. Ya say sumthin'? Weren't listenin'....

Gotta ringin' in yer ears do ya?

Delmonico · « **Reply #57 on:** June 08, 2006, 07:14:38 PM »

Hey how do you stop the ringin' in yer ears, I've had it for 25 years.

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #58 on:** June 08, 2006, 07:16:29 PM »

Camille hits Del upside the head with a horseshoe.

Does that help?

Delmonico · « **Reply #59 on:** June 08, 2006, 07:25:21 PM »

Nope, there is a fancy term fer it Tinnitis or sumthin; like that, it means yer is is all messed up from too much noise.

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