Author Topic: Litl ol' Skool Hous (Ten Sleep hour Teecher) (Read 31461 times)

Delmonico · « **Reply #20 on:** June 01, 2006, 06:44:07 PM »

If we can catch it we can skin it and give the hide to Cammie.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #21 on:** June 02, 2006, 09:23:23 AM »

I'll put out a trap.

Slim

Tensleep · « **Reply #22 on:** June 06, 2006, 07:04:40 PM »

You boys is in trouble now....

School board jist named Camille Super-in-ten-dent!

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Delmonico · « **Reply #23 on:** June 06, 2006, 07:08:28 PM »

wel thats fine. All tell her what a fine job ya did teachin' us to skin cats.

Tensleep · « **Reply #24 on:** June 06, 2006, 07:13:44 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on June 06, 2006, 07:08:28 PM

wel thats fine. All tell her what a fine job ya did teachin' us to skin cats.

She knows better. If yer lucky she woan turn ScrewLoosey on ya, thet cat wood tear you boys up.

litl rooster · « **Reply #25 on:** June 06, 2006, 07:19:42 PM »

I likes Kats

Delmonico · « **Reply #26 on:** June 06, 2006, 07:54:49 PM »

If ya cook em right. My wife tolt me about "Maynard" a friend of her's cat, hates everyone, went to Dianes's house Maynard came out, looked me over and
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Crawled up in my lap, lay down and purred. Their mouth's dropped to the floor.

I'm good with cats, Angel, my wife's cat watches me make coffe in the mornin' and won't say a word about her empty bowl till I turn the pot on and walk away. She knows if she meows before she has to wait till after I have my first cup or longer.

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #27 on:** June 06, 2006, 08:05:10 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on June 06, 2006, 07:54:49 PM

If ya cook em right. My wife tolt me about "Maynard" a friend of her's cat, hates everyone, went to Dianes's house Maynard came out, looked me over and
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Crawled up in my lap, lay down and purred. Their mouth's dropped to the floor. I'm good with cats, Angel, my wife's cat watches me make coffe in the mornin' and won't say a word about her empty bowl till I turn the pot on and walk away. She knows if she meows before she has to wait till after I have my first cup or longer.

Sucker!!!!!

Delmonico · « **Reply #28 on:** June 06, 2006, 09:14:50 PM »

Cats are trainable and gullible, rita's friends are horrified cause I say, "here kitty kitty and she runs up and lets me swat here with a fly swatter."

One gal I knew I could shock, I one time was sittin' on the floor, took out my pocket knife and said, "Angel come here let's show Dawn there is more than one way to skin a cat", she came runnin.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #29 on:** June 06, 2006, 09:32:25 PM »

Went to a client's house one night. The guy goes to get his wife and when they came back I had their twenty five pound tomcat in my lap. The lady squealed, "What did you do to Tony?" The cat looked at me with an apologetic look, swatted feebly at me, and went back to being rubbed.

The guy told ne he couldn't pet the cat, his wife couldn't pet the cat, his two oldest kids couldn't pet the cat. Seems their little girl and his mom-in-law were the only people could until I came a long.

I get along with most animals......'cept humans and spiders.

litl rooster · « **Reply #30 on:** June 07, 2006, 04:18:08 AM »

Quote from: Forty Rod on June 06, 2006, 09:32:25 PM

I get along with most animals......'cept humans and spiders.

Hey Forty.....What's that crawln' on yer hat?

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #31 on:** June 07, 2006, 09:09:50 AM »

A human!

Slim

Forty Rod · « **Reply #32 on:** June 07, 2006, 09:10:42 AM »

Better dang well be a spider...it don't get the local badges all het up if I kill one o' them eight-legged varmints, but they get downright unpolite if you kill a human person, even if he is walkin' on your hat.

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #33 on:** June 07, 2006, 09:35:14 AM »

I get along better with animals than I do people. Del, my cats don't come to "here kitty" they have never heard it. We whistle for them. People think it's weird. Scroo Loosey fetches. The other two don't do anything.

Delmonico · « **Reply #34 on:** June 07, 2006, 10:13:20 AM »

Got to get me a Black Lab again, them dang cats never do much, they is kinda worthless!!!!! Do you ever see a "Seeing Eye Cat" leadin' a blind person? Do you ever see a "Drug Sniffin' Cat" going through a car on the side of the road? A "Police Cat"? Try to get a danged cat to go fetch a duck out of a cold pond. A team of cats winnin' the Ididarod? They is worthless.

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #35 on:** June 07, 2006, 12:47:11 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on June 07, 2006, 10:13:20 AM

Got to get me a Black Lab again, them dang cats never do much, they is kinda worthless!!!!! Do you ever see a "Seeing Eye Cat" leadin' a blind person? Do you ever see a "Drug Sniffin' Cat" going through a car on the side of the road? A "Police Cat"? Try to get a danged cat to go fetch a duck out of a cold pond. A team of cats winnin' the Ididarod? They is worthless.

You don't do stuff like that why in the heck do you expect a cat too? Smart enough to lay around and sleep all day, get fed whenever they want feeding and get thier ears rubbed when THEY want them rubbed.

I'm gonna get me a basset hound when we move though. They is purdy cat like too.

Arcey · « **Reply #36 on:** June 07, 2006, 12:58:54 PM »

That's only cuz some humans er dumber thin cats are.....

Forty Rod · « **Reply #37 on:** June 07, 2006, 02:43:57 PM »

Some? Arcey, you gotta get out more.

Arcey · « **Reply #38 on:** June 07, 2006, 06:05:46 PM »

I wuz bein' nice......................

litl rooster · « **Reply #39 on:** June 07, 2006, 06:32:24 PM »

I brought 2 katz home today..they ain't come out from behind the Hot water heatr, since I let them out of the trap.....I mean cage....yeah cage

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