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Delmonico · « **Reply #40 on:** May 28, 2006, 04:39:47 PM »

Are they de-gritted, folks hate bitin' inta sumthin' green on the inside and gritty.

Trinity · « **Reply #41 on:** May 28, 2006, 04:41:09 PM »

Save em up, an' we kin make a healthier potted meat! Potted Turkey Meat Product.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #42 on:** May 28, 2006, 04:49:51 PM »

Trinity, I'll get us some of them livers and we can grind em up right good and make some of that liver pa ta y, and we'll send it to some of them uptown clubs, like litl roosters, them saiolors and soliders don't care what they eating. so long as them gals bring it.

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #43 on:** May 28, 2006, 08:00:25 PM »

Ozark goes to his royal work shop picks up his septor (sledge hammer) and starts hammering and cutting and welding what I need is a machine to sort all these turkey parts out and put em in the barrells for shipment.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #44 on:** May 30, 2006, 05:37:19 PM »

Del iz werkin on a mechanical seperator fer ya O.T. then ya kin sell mechanically seperated turkeys without runnin em ove r with the steam tractor.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #45 on:** May 30, 2006, 06:09:17 PM »

that'll be a better deal, using that steam tractor was getting kinda messy, we was canning alll the leftovers and selling it as potted turkey, but them feathers was tough to pick out.

Delmonico · « **Reply #46 on:** May 30, 2006, 06:12:45 PM »

Member, the Steam Traction Engine has a bird pluckin' attacement.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #47 on:** May 30, 2006, 06:16:29 PM »

I forgot, that would make it easier to get rid of them feathers.

Trinity · « **Reply #48 on:** May 30, 2006, 06:43:42 PM »

"An' Ah'm a-werkin' on makin' a partial fatty tissue de-fatter!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #49 on:** May 30, 2006, 08:05:51 PM »

when you get that machine figured out, we'll build us a rendering plant, we'll send some of that lard up to Del in nebrassky, I know he uses a bunch of it. and They might need some for cooking over to roosterville, hooters

Delmonico · « **Reply #50 on:** May 30, 2006, 10:16:34 PM »

I only wants hog lard, send it all to the litl rooserville Hooters, they won't know what their fries are fried in.

Trinity · « **Reply #51 on:** June 03, 2006, 06:31:33 PM »

Ok! We gots tha mechanical separator runnin' over in Caroline. We're one step closer ta Potted Turkey Meat Product. Soon Ah'll be done wif tha partially defatted cooked turkey fatty tissue machine.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #52 on:** June 03, 2006, 07:36:27 PM »

You are making fine progress, as soon as you get done with the" padecotufatima",(code name, first 2 leters of each word). just let me know and I'll send all the turkey parts I kin lay ma hands on,

we'll wrap up the Potted turkey meat product market.

Trinity · « **Reply #53 on:** June 03, 2006, 08:12:18 PM »

"Ah'll have ta git Dail ta translate that name fer me. He spakes Gonkjzithian, ya know?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #54 on:** June 03, 2006, 08:50:56 PM »

Oh well we could just call it the partially defatted cooked turkey fatty tissue machine, you know how Del is when he gets to speaking Gonkjzithinan, he gets to fretting over them jellybeans and the taxes on em.

Trinity · « **Reply #55 on:** June 03, 2006, 11:26:17 PM »

Ah might have ta send'im some black jellybeans to calm his nerves.

Delmonico · « **Reply #56 on:** June 05, 2006, 09:45:00 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on June 03, 2006, 11:26:17 PM

Ah might have ta send'im some black jellybeans to calm his nerves.

Well don't just sit there gawking, get them black jellybeans sent to me.

I can't speak Gonkjzithian, I can just cut and paste it like you.

Trinity · « **Reply #57 on:** June 06, 2006, 07:40:27 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on June 05, 2006, 09:45:00 AM

Well don't just sit there gawking, get them black jellybeans sent to me.

I can't speak Gonkjzithian, I can just cut and paste it like you.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #58 on:** June 06, 2006, 09:37:47 PM »

well since Trinty has been working with litl rooster at hooters, he has learned the business and asks Ozark about open a new place in the kingdom, so Trinty puts up his new sign and opens.

Trinity · « **Reply #59 on:** June 06, 2006, 10:38:23 PM »

"Unfortunately, litl rooster done registered the turkey wangs, so's we kain' serve 'em. He fergot ta register tha potted meat turkey wang replicas though! Heh heh heh!!!"

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