Author Topic: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker (Read 266297 times)

litl rooster · « **Reply #20 on:** May 24, 2006, 07:55:23 PM »

interesting link www.google.http//kingdom.OT. information on the economic growth of this nation. Seem's turkey and other poultry products fuel the economy followed by steel products. Seems the nation has high demand for experianced Turkey wranglers.

Delmonico · « **Reply #21 on:** May 24, 2006, 10:45:08 PM »

Ya can't fool me, I ain't clickin' on that link, I stole that idea, but perfected it.

litl rooster · « **Reply #22 on:** May 25, 2006, 04:17:20 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on May 24, 2006, 10:45:08 PM

Ya can't fool me, I ain't clickin' on that link, I stole that idea, but perfected it.

I know ya did

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Stoney Pete · « **Reply #23 on:** May 25, 2006, 04:51:03 AM »

How in the wide wide world of sports did I miss this thread?

And where is my subdivision?

OH, and one more thing. How come cuzin' Tom get two pubs and I don't even get one?

Stoney Pete · « **Reply #24 on:** May 25, 2006, 04:53:22 AM »

Submitted for the king's concideration for the kingdom flag.

Delmonico · « **Reply #25 on:** May 25, 2006, 09:55:49 AM »

We ain't done yet Stoney, 'member Rome wasn't burned in a day.

litl rooster · « **Reply #26 on:** May 25, 2006, 05:44:36 PM »

agreeing with Delmonico ............fer a change. what he said................

Trinity · « **Reply #27 on:** May 25, 2006, 05:54:57 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Pete on May 25, 2006, 04:53:22 AM

Submitted for the king's concideration for the kingdom flag.

No! The flag has already been stiched, and besides that, it's not up to him to decide!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #28 on:** May 26, 2006, 07:56:24 AM »

the first thing we'll have to do is build an eating stabllishment. I think it will be a pit BBQ we'll have slow smoked meat on the grill 24 hrs a day, with real Hot links on the side. not them fake hot links and a big sign out by the road,

slow smoked meat,

you don't need no teeth to eat my beef

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #29 on:** May 26, 2006, 07:58:15 AM »

of course we'll have smoked turkey too. and some of that good smoked pork.

Delmonico · « **Reply #30 on:** May 26, 2006, 08:34:41 AM »

Delmonico notices another part of the sign, in smaller letters:

Smoked Tofu

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #31 on:** May 26, 2006, 09:31:00 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on May 26, 2006, 08:34:41 AM

Delmonico notices another part of the sign, in smaller letters:

Smoked Tofu

Get a rope!

Slim

Stoney Pete · « **Reply #32 on:** May 26, 2006, 09:48:00 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on May 26, 2006, 08:34:41 AM

Delmonico notices another part of the sign, in smaller letters:

Smoked Tofu

Stoney removes the jellybean rounds from his SxS and loads 00 buckshot. He blasts that part of the sign.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #33 on:** May 26, 2006, 11:15:25 AM »

Hey Stoney, I kin give ya a fran chees to open one of my pubs in yer locality!

Trinity · « **Reply #34 on:** May 26, 2006, 10:47:09 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on May 26, 2006, 07:56:24 AM

the first thing we'll have to do is build an eating stabllishment. I think it will be a pit BBQ we'll have slow smoked meat on the grill 24 hrs a day, with real Hot links on the side. not them fake hot links and a big sign out by the road,

slow smoked meat,

you don't need no teeth to eat my beef

Ah wan' me some of that good smellin' turkey, beef an' pawk. However, Ah don' quite feel comfortable bein' seen enterin' an ee-stablishment with a sign lahk that. People might tawk.

litl rooster · « **Reply #35 on:** May 27, 2006, 07:55:46 PM »

a fax order comes to the Kingdom...........

Dear Mr. Tracker,
Due to to great success at the roosterville Hooter's, the supply of chicken wings from my wholesaler cannot be met. If you could ship by refrigeration truck, any surplus Turkey wings in your stock. COD of course.

thank you

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #36 on:** May 27, 2006, 08:07:03 PM »

dear Sir comes the reply back, we are sending the first shipment of Turkey wings on a hot shot espress load packed in dry ice, to make sure it's gets to your location tonight,
we are shipping a dozen 55 gal barrels and will be putting you on our shipping list to recieve this amount on wednesday of each week.

Thank you for your order.

Delmonico · « **Reply #37 on:** May 28, 2006, 01:08:22 PM »

Hey Ozark, them folks over ta Tom's Pub now want turkey fingers, ya got any, heck I didn't know they even had fingers, thought they only had toes.

Also send over a dozen young small ones, I'm gonna make Turkey Mole, that ought ta go good in an Irish Pub, choc-o-late turkey.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #38 on:** May 28, 2006, 02:26:50 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on May 28, 2006, 01:08:22 PM

Hey Ozark, them folks over ta Tom's Pub now want turkey fingers, ya got any, heck I didn't know they even had fingers, thought they only had toes.

Also send over a dozen young small ones, I'm gonna make Turkey Mole, that ought ta go good in an Irish Pub, choc-o-late turkey.

Hey OT, when you de-beak and de-toe them turkey's perhaps you can send over the beaks and toes to Tom's Pub as bar food! Mebbe it will make the patrons drink more.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #39 on:** May 28, 2006, 04:35:17 PM »

we got beaks and toes, 5 glalon cans how many you need, they real good fried. we also got a special on gizzards and livers, gizzards as big as your fist , anybody need any o those. they on special!

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