My way ah thinkin’s they’s dead birds, stuffed inna plastic bag, inna plastic net. Ya get ‘em out. Fight that silly plastic thing what holds the legs tagether, dig out the neck ‘n the bag ah guts. Skewer the thing. Peanut oil @ 350, 4 minutes per pound.
Hehehehehehe… Heat ‘n eat. Carve the thing, enjoy.
Didn’t have ta raise it. Didn’t have ta snuff it. Didn’t have ta pluck, clean er dress the thing. Cost me less than an hour’s wage last job. I’m happy. Don’t know how they got dead. Death ‘n blood-lettin’ ain’t never pretty. Life ain’t fair for no livin’ creature. Just hope it didn’t die from bein’ eat up with disease er old age. Got faith the folks like OT raise ‘em right.
OT, don’t think ‘NO’ said in any way is within his audible range…………