I'm a happy guy. Try an make a long story short.
My son, The Boy, by way a marryin Lil has always seemed ta get whatever he wants when the spirit moves him. Well a few years ago I took him inta a music store an he really liked bein there. He started spendin all his afternoons in there an the shop owner took a shine ta him. The guy pulled out an old guitar, a pieced tagerher Les Paul with no markins er numbers on it. Beautiful sunburst finish, just like the one Jimmy Page had. Story is he an his father built it years ago. Shop owner gives the thing ta The Boy who proceeded ta slap a bunch a stickers on it an throw it in a corner. I would spit rocks everytime I saw it there collectin dust with all them stickers on it.
Well, he gave it to me the other day. Just handed it over fer no perticular reason. Me an Lil got all them stickers off an the finish is as good as new cept fer some dings that are due ta fact that this one don't have no pick gauard. I'm gonna get one, an some new volume an tone knobs (he glued bottle caps ta the original ones) an it needs a new rhythm/treble switch. No biggy.
I haven't played in awhile, but with this thing, I'm ready ta get back inta it. I'll try ta get some pitchers when I call it done.