Okay guys.
Not to derail your train of thought, but out here in the West we have two out of three of these. What we need now is the RAIN!!
THEY CALL THE WIND MARIA
Now way out here they have a name for rain and wind and fire
The rain is Tess, the fire's Joe and they call the wind Maria
Maria blows the star around and sets the clouds a-flyin'
Maria makes the mountains sound like folks was out there dyin'
Maria, Maria
They call the wind Maria
Before I knew Maria's name and heard her wail and whinin'
I had a gal and she had me and the sun was always shinin'
But then one day I left my gal, I left her far behind me
And now I'm lost, so goldurned lost, not even God can find me
Maria, Maria
They call the wind Maria
Now here they have a name for rain, for wind and fire only
But when you're lost and all alone there ain't no name for lonely
Now I'm a lost and lonely man without a star to guide me
Maria blow my love to me, I need my gal beside me
Maria (Maria), Maria (Maria)
They call the wind Maria
Maria....Maria....Maria
They call the wind Maria