Newbrassky

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Da Marshall knows how git Ya, Trinity.

 

Marshall leaves fresh Jug of 'White Lightning'. after all Trinity needs His sqeezings.

[Trinity]

Trinity looks at the jug, most importantly the cork.  Scoffing: "Heh!  Spanish cork.  Ah would never ever use that junk.  Only Portugese corks fer me!"

Thinking it's another trick, Trinity takes the jug and walks to the end of the excrement tube and drops it in the river.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Da Good Book says, scoffing is a sin.  Marshall would never play that kind of trick on You.

Talk about wasting good Hooch.

Ye can lead a horse to water, but Ya can't make Him drink.

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[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at Trinity and says, "Yes, if'n ya used any thing but a Porty-geese cork, the strange picture in the hallway would haunt ya."

Delmonico puts out supper, fresh catfish from the Dismal, with out the head of course.
(Catfish served with the head on would be too much.)  Steamed rice and fried turnips and Angel Food Cake finish up the meal.   (Talk about a bland colored meal.)

Eat up boys and pull yer winder shade tonight, the sheepherder was up late last night.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster rides up to the Ranch House and askes if anyone has seen Trinity.  I think I saw his drinkin' buddy in town celebrating St. Paddy's Day"

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[Delmonico]

With everyone gone from the ranch fer the weekend, Delmonico has plans.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico finds an empty jug of Trinity's, a good Porty-geese cork, some copper tubin', some rubber tubin', a valve and a small hand pump and heads for his barn workshop as the snow in Newbrassky comes down in large flakes.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets out a hand drill and usin' plenty of oil, slowly drills a hole in the side of the jug, near the top..

[Delmonico]

Almost an hour later Delmonico finally gets the hole drilled and he then installs a one way air valve.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico drills a hole in the cork, he puts a piece of copper tube in it that is long enough to almost reach the bottom of the jug, with just a little bit stickin' up above the cork.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico solders a valve to a 3 foot chunk of copper tubin' and put a hunk a rubber tubin' between the valve and the piece a tubin' stickin' up from the cork.

Finished with the project, he takes it into the house and puts it in the Wedgewood room.   He then goes to the kitchen and brews up a big pot a coffee and proceeds to drink big bunches of coffee.

[Delmonico]

When 'bout half way through the pot of coffee, Delmonico gets another idea.  He slips upstairs and "borrows" the Vern-eee-ear rear sight and the spirit level wind gauge front sight offa Slim's Sharps and mounts them on the copper tube of the copper tubin' on the contraption in the Wedgewood room.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes into the Wedgewood room, in a few minutes he's back.  The cork is tightly in place on his invention.   He gets the hand pump and connents it to the valve on the side and pumps 30 strokes on the pump and removes it. 

Yes he has invented the ultimate in long range "pee" shooters.

<Authors Note:  This is the reason the good cork was needed, if the cork came out under pressure.............................................................>

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico goes into the Wedgewood room, in a few minutes he's back.  The cork is tightly in place on his invention.   He gets the hand pump and connents it to the valve on the side and pumps 30 strokes on the pump and removes it. 

Yes he has invented the ultimate in long range "pee" shooters.

<Authors Note:  This is the reason the good cork was needed, if the cork came out under pressure.............................................................>

Marshal sees Del sneaking back, "Shure do hate Bushwackers",  Marshal starts settin His plan into action.

[Trinity]

Trinity is the first to return to the ranch and sees his jug in the wedgewood room.  Curious yet cautious, Trinity wonder's what Del is up to.

Having a very short attention span, Trinity begins to think of what he saw while returning to the ranch.  "Anybody hair?  Guiss what Ah sawr!  Ah sawr summa litl roosters fav-o-rite thangs!!"

[Sod Buster]

Guiss what Ah sawr!  Ah sawr summa litl roosters fav-o-rite thangs!!"

Sod Buster did notice a stink in the air but since the weather has been so cold, he has been stuck in his soddy twisting hay to pass the time.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark, who's in the barn,  hears Trinity yelling in the house, being as how it had come a blizzard, had  to light up the forge to keep warm,  starts toward the house to see what the noise is about.
leaving his wagon dog and the wagon dogs, rabbit and their jug in the barn.

we had to keep from freezing somehow.

[Trinity]

Trinity finds the bottle and reaches down for it but the dog starts growling and the bunny bares her teeth.  Trinity slowly backs away.

[Trinity]

Sod Buster did notice a stinnk in the air but since the weather has been so cold, he has been stuck in his soddy twisting hay to pass the time.

Wow!  That sounds like fun.  Coulda lighted a piece of rope, but you gave it all to litl rooster.