Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1824820 times)

Delmonico · « **Reply #5580 on:** March 15, 2006, 07:47:30 PM »

No dessert till ya have et yer fish and greens.

Trinity · « **Reply #5581 on:** March 15, 2006, 07:49:46 PM »

"Ok. Pass tha green gelatin, please"

Delmonico · « **Reply #5582 on:** March 15, 2006, 07:51:02 PM »

Delmonico looks up and the sheep herder is peekin' in the window again.

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #5583 on:** March 15, 2006, 07:59:33 PM »

Psst, watch this Trinity, I bet I can hit the sheep herder right tween the eyes next time he peeks

Trinity · « **Reply #5584 on:** March 15, 2006, 09:05:24 PM »

"No fair!! Lemme load up too. Dail, please pass the peas."

litl rooster · « **Reply #5585 on:** March 16, 2006, 04:22:55 AM »

While the sheepherder lurks in the window....litl rooster douses da Sheep's winter coat with coal oil and strikes a fire stick to it. Dat should rid the ranch of the foul odor...

Trinity becareful of the dessert.....it don't look like anything that ever walked, crawled, slithered, swam or flew

running to the house and speaking loudly, did I hear trout?

litl rooster · « **Reply #5586 on:** March 16, 2006, 04:26:14 AM »

OPPPPPPPPPPPPPs didn't know da Sheep was still wearing that coat.....

litl' rooster laughs at da Sheep as he jumps in the sheepherders, cook pot.............

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #5587 on:** March 16, 2006, 07:16:06 AM »

with all the excitement of litl rooster setting da sheep on fire, the sheep herder raises his head above the windown sill, at that moment Trinity and Ozark let fly with the peas, a scream comes from outside.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #5588 on:** March 16, 2006, 11:08:10 AM »

Irish arrives at the Ranch With No Name and a flaming Sheep and a one-eyed feller screaming at the top of his lungs come running past him. He wanders into the kitchen and asks Del what is for supper.

litl rooster · « **Reply #5589 on:** March 16, 2006, 11:11:36 AM »

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on March 16, 2006, 11:08:10 AM

Irish arrives at the Ranch With No Name and a flaming Sheep and a one-eyed feller screaming at the top of his lungs come running past him. He wanders into the kitchen and asks Del what is for supper.

I hope it's Corned Beef and cabbage..........................

litl rooster · « **Reply #5590 on:** March 16, 2006, 11:36:42 AM »

think fast..........it's hard to type with one eye

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #5591 on:** March 16, 2006, 12:45:00 PM »

Marshall puts mud and spittle in eye, N prays to the Lord God-and He heals Him.

Now, Theres a Baptism ta do.

Da Sheep jumps out of da pot and completes Marshall's plan.

Da Sheep puts two 'adetives' into the pot of Corn Beef N cabbage. Trinity, Lil Rooster, Ozark Tracker, Lucky Irish Tom partake of the Stew.

About five minites later the Ipi-kac N Fleet has their effect;

Der all pukin n Sh*&%$tin running out of Del's, Marshall sticks foot out again N trips the lot of them N they fall into the Horse trough.

Marshall has filled the Trough with Sheep dip--Da Sheep dip splashes up into Del's face. Meanwhile Pepe' Le Pue' arrives sees del jumps up N gives Him a Kiss.

Marshall Says to Delmnico, "Looks like We all came out just about even--Ya had enough--or do Ya want some more?" I got more important fish ta fry, Dem Barbery Pirets are attackin our ships N stealing our wimmin N thretinin our sea lanes and ports. Need to go N teach these Nerdowell Fanitic's a lesson in proper mannors.

Marshalls note; Don't know why Pepe' loves Delminico, must be one of dem there French connection things.

litl rooster · « **Reply #5592 on:** March 16, 2006, 03:22:10 PM »

"Well good bye"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #5593 on:** March 16, 2006, 03:39:25 PM »

with the outhouse being so popular, a line forms quickly

Delmonico · « **Reply #5594 on:** March 16, 2006, 06:05:09 PM »

Delmonico says, well at least he ain't peekin' now.

Trinity · « **Reply #5595 on:** March 16, 2006, 06:16:26 PM »

Unaffected by the smell of the sheep dip (Primarily because he usually smells worse himself), Trinity goes into the kitchen and rummages around in the ice box until he finds a cooked leg of some large flying critter. Smiling to himself, Trinity sits and begins gnawing.

Delmonico · « **Reply #5596 on:** March 16, 2006, 07:40:49 PM »

Git ready Trinity, he's window peekin' again.

Trinity · « **Reply #5597 on:** March 16, 2006, 07:48:40 PM »

Patooey........................................................PING! "Bull's eye! Wail, no, actually sheepherder's eye!"

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #5598 on:** March 16, 2006, 07:57:26 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on March 16, 2006, 06:05:09 PM

Delmonico says, well at least he ain't peekin' now.

Ah is here. Never was peeking, Marshall shoots Trinity in da privets with 10ga loaded with Rock Salt N Pepper.

Direct hit!

Da Sheep buts Trinity back into the Horse trough.

Marshall muses, "Somtimes it takes more than One duncking". Guese Will'll have ta do this Sundance style.

Lord Ah do hate Bushwackers!

Pours Trinity's Jug into the Horse trough.

Trinity · « **Reply #5599 on:** March 16, 2006, 08:20:36 PM »

Trinity gets up out of the trough after Marshal pours his jug of squeezin's out. Trinity doesn't mind though, because he knew this was the jug that Delmonico had tainted with "Cosey Justice" only a few hours earlier (All because Trinity didn't like his french pudding. Go figure!). However, it's the thought that counts and Trinity doesn't like the thought that the Marshal would ever pour such a fine elixir out.

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