Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1824343 times)

Stoney Pete · « **Reply #5560 on:** March 14, 2006, 09:02:14 AM »

Cookiess!!! That's a good idear. Stoney whips up a batch of Old English chocolate chip cookies. Hold the live sausage please.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #5561 on:** March 14, 2006, 11:30:19 AM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on March 13, 2006, 08:11:28 PM

Ozark Tracker, who has been busy down by the old steam tractor all day sees slim going into the house and decides to wander up there and show him what he hooked up. Slim, I done run a line down to that still of Trinity's closest to the barn, you know the one he uses just for human consumpution and hooked up a pressure line offn the steam engine and attached one of the taps over here by the sink, that way we can have drippings at the tug of a handle, this way when Trinity goes down to stoke up the fire in the winter, he won't have to walk down there and see if it's ready, and it'll also keep the water lines unfroze.

"That's a good idea."

litl rooster · « **Reply #5562 on:** March 14, 2006, 05:10:12 PM »

litl' rooster makes his way back to the "Ranch with no Name". Pride injured and "Feathers ruffled from the salt n peppern' but alive. The Yaqui medicene man, was right Poco Gallo will live a 100 years. After washing up with the newly installed hot water, he heads to the barn. Returnin to the house he inquires about the rope he had stored away fro the sunken Trawler. Everyone stares at Trinity.

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Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #5563 on:** March 14, 2006, 05:48:50 PM »

"Here chici, chici, chici---I don't want to hurt Ya, I just want to eat Ya."

(Fricsco Kid) Now just slip into this here caldara/I mean bathtub. heh, Heh, HEH!

Did Ah ever mention dat Da Sheep is a meat-eater? Got Mah tastebud set on some 'Chickin' soup.

Trinity · « **Reply #5564 on:** March 14, 2006, 06:55:35 PM »

Listening to the Disembodied voice use all sorts of words that Trinity doesn't understand causes him to fall asleep after the word "Chondrus". When he wakes up the disembodied voice is no longer to be heard and Lucky Irish Tom is still nowhere to be found. Shrugging, Trinity retrieves the moss from the hollow stump and continues making his new brew.

"What is we gonna call this, Jolly? How about Holler Stump Moss Beer?

...

Ah suddenly got this feelin' that Ah'm bein' stared at!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #5565 on:** March 14, 2006, 09:20:33 PM »

the Arkansas Traveller having been camped out in his wagons, beside the barn for the last week still wonders ifin this sheep hunt will get off the ground, he has telegraphed back home to Hogeye, Ark asking his uncle Fud to send him some fellars up here that could help out in a range war, cause it don't look good, theys been a lot of unnatural things going on.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #5566 on:** March 14, 2006, 09:48:33 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on March 14, 2006, 09:20:33 PM

the Arkansas Traveller having been camped out in his wagons, beside the barn for the last week still wonders ifin this sheep hunt will get off the ground, he has telegraphed back home to Hogeye, Ark asking his uncle Fud to send him some fellars up here that could help out in a range war, cause it don't look good, theys been a lot of unnatural things going on.

Marshal intercepts the wire and sends one of His own.

Da Sheep has some of His Goat friends in Hogeye, Ark slick up the Hogs and leave the gates to pen and wallow unlached.

Hogs escape! Uncle Fud and friends chase hogs.

Da Sheep sneeks in a loosens nuts on wagon axels. Wheels fall off.

Ozark walks by Marshall and dosn't recoginize Him, Marshall sticks foot out and Ozark tripsNfalls into the Sheep/Cattle dip.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #5567 on:** March 14, 2006, 09:57:02 PM »

Ozark picks hisself up and just wishes all this would just dust off. no chance of that!!, well I recon it's a good thang we's got that hot water installed.. I'll have to walk upwind of myself all the way to the ranch.

Trinity · « **Reply #5568 on:** March 14, 2006, 10:03:02 PM »

While the Marshal is not looking, he offers a bit of his unfinished brew to Da Sheep...

Suddenly all of his hair falls off.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #5569 on:** March 14, 2006, 11:47:37 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on March 14, 2006, 10:03:02 PM

While the Marshal is not looking, he offers a bit of his unfinished brew to Da Sheep...

Suddenly all of his hair falls off.

Unfortunatly Trinity mistakes Sheep for Da Sheep(Ya know thay all look alike) N Shears tha wrong sheep.

This is not so bad Sheep need to be shorn at lleast Once a year.

No harm done, besides Trinity needed a new sadle blanket.

Da Sheep dusts Himself off N escapes.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #5570 on:** March 15, 2006, 04:23:10 PM »

Slim fills his canteens with water. Grabs some grub from the kitchen and puts in his warbags. He goes out and saddles his horse. Straps on his saber and Remington New Model Army. He mounts his horse, pulls his saber, and yells, "Off to take Richmond!"

He rides away from the setting sun.

Delmonico · « **Reply #5571 on:** March 15, 2006, 06:00:59 PM »

Delmonico comes in with the groceries, includin' some Irish Moss to thicken the blanc mange er manfe or what ever ya call that French puddin'.

Trinity · « **Reply #5572 on:** March 15, 2006, 06:28:07 PM »

Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on March 14, 2006, 11:47:37 PM

Unfortunatly Trinity mistakes Sheep for Da Sheep(Ya know thay all look alike) N Shears tha wrong sheep. This is not so bad Sheep need to be shorn at lleast Once a year.

No harm done, besides Trinity needed a new sadle blanket.

Da Sheep dusts Himself off N escapes.

Sheep, having more ability to handle his alcohol than Da Sheep laughs at Da Sheep as he gathers his hair, all the while thinking that he's Sheep. Hearing the Marshal's comments about sheep looking all the same goes and looks in a mirror. Seeing this, Trinity says: "Don' pay no 'ttenshun ta him. He won' know a good lookin' sheep if it bit him in the..."

Sheep runs back and bites Marshal H. ... and the Marshal, doesn't recognize him.

Delmonico · « **Reply #5573 on:** March 15, 2006, 06:41:42 PM »

Delmonico gets the groceries put away, and starts supper.

Havin' stopped and checked things out, he has a mess of trouts from the stockin' in the Dismal last spring. Nice 12 inch ones fried in butter with the heads on, as it should be.

"Here's lookin' at ya."

He also has gathered some fresh lambsquarter and cooked it with some salt pork. The vinegar pie is coolin' when he hollors, "SUPPER."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #5574 on:** March 15, 2006, 07:05:50 PM »

Ozark comes walking from the barn after his washdown and getting all the sheep dip aired out and burning that set of clothes. He sees Del has returned and is cooking up a storm in the kitchen, sure smells good in here. where is everybody?

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #5575 on:** March 15, 2006, 07:07:39 PM »

Marshall, says that must be Trinity's Sheep. Dresses wound. I'll have to have em for Lamb stew.

Trinity · « **Reply #5576 on:** March 15, 2006, 07:22:20 PM »

Only if you like pickled lamb...

Delmonico · « **Reply #5577 on:** March 15, 2006, 07:25:25 PM »

Delmonico tells Trinity to quit are-gou-in' with the sheep herder and get in ta the kitchen and eat his supper.

Delmonico · « **Reply #5578 on:** March 15, 2006, 07:36:51 PM »

As everyone sits down for supper, Delmonico sees the sheepherder peekin' in the window again.

Trinity · « **Reply #5579 on:** March 15, 2006, 07:42:18 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on March 15, 2006, 07:25:25 PM

Delmonico tells Trinity to quit are-gou-in' with the sheep herder and get in ta the kitchen and eat his supper.

Trinity lowers his head and sulks into the kitchen and seats himself. "Please pass tha Frainch puddin'"

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