Newbrassky

[Silver Creek Slim]

When Slim comes to, he gets up and brushes myself off. "What in tarnation was dat?"  Meanwhile, his horse comes racin' from the west on jumps into his arms causing Slim to fall down with the horse on top of him.   

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes to his Coal Oil Computor and gets on usin' his 4 stand barb-wire broad band and does a search for dental supplies.      He orders a tank of laughin' gas fer another adventure.   (Thanks Stoney)

<Authors Note: Fer ya new readers, if'n yer subject to electrical interupions in yer area you can get on a Delmonico's famous coal Oil (kerosene) powered computors at: www.coaloilcomputor.com  thank ya fer the bizzenes>

[Ozark Tracker]

as the glow from the furnace cools to a glowing red, Ozark rolls out the munchmobile with the newest in turbo air ventilation.  Now Del will be able to cook on the go, have warming ovens and cooling cubbards in the munchmobile, ice boxes and a window to sell any leftovers out of.

also during the night a pulley system has been installed on the roller,  allowing Del to lift the roller off the ground for high speed use. but still allowing him to lower it when needed for rolling and tenderizing.

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[litl rooster]

 After leaving The homested of Sod Busters. litl rooster, catches up with the Traction powered roach coach. While admiring the custom craftmanship, a rider ride up.... hands me a tele graf.  With all urgency I spin Pea Eye on his hocks and return to the "bomb shelter." Making short work of packing 3 double barrels his 45-90 buffalo rifle and a 44-40. loading extra pistol and rifle ammo in one case and a case of shot shells in another. and tying the supplies on the mule. I head towards the Southwest road.
 Leaving a note at the door : Got
tely graf, statin' varmit Sheep hearder has been hidin' out in the SW, apparently Utah doesn't want him back either. Going to set traps in case he tries to bring sheep back.
  Be back soon.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: Great roach coach, OT.  >

[Trinity]

as the glow from the furnace cools to a glowing red, Ozark rolls out the munchmobile with the newest in turbo air ventilation.  Now Del will be able to cook on the go, have warming ovens and cooling cubbards in the munchmobile, ice boxes and a window to sell any leftovers out of.

also during the night a pulley system has been installed on the roller,  allowing Del to lift the roller off the ground for high speed use. but still allowing him to lower it when needed for rolling and tenderizing.

"Dern!  Ah thought that thang a trailin' behind were a smoker!"

<<the origins of nitrous tanks on cars?  Del always was ahead of his time. >>

A Trinity walks by Stoney with the singed hemp rope Stoney is hungry again and don't know why.

"Dell, I think I'll try some of that hot sauce.  I feel like I could eat anything."

<<Bracing for impact.>>

 

"Ah'm more hongry than usual too, Stoned, er, Stoney!  Ah gots me an idear.  A'm goin' over ta the Munchmobile an' cut up some taters an' fry tha pieces.  That orta taste derned good!"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Uh Trinity, as I recall tha last time you tried ta cook something you almost set yourself and tha Ranch on fire!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico wonders, with litl rooser gone, who can rope Trinity and help chain him to the back of the steam traction engine.

Hmmm, wonder if I got any of those rockets left in the barn.

[Sod Buster]

 litl rooster consults his friend Bob Vila rides to town and buys several yards of Burlap..Tyes it to a pack mule and heads to Sod Buster's homestead......Here pard you might tack this up over the ceiling and it's PC.

Sod Buster finally finishes tacking up the burlap.  That should hold back some of the dirt - especially if Del is gonna continue causing the earth to shudder. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim finally crawls out from beneath his horse. "Get up horse!" Horse gets up. Slim thinks to himself, "Why didn't I say that when I was under the horse?"  He gets in the saddle and rides toward the ranch. He meets up with the traction engine.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico starts loadin' up the Roach Coach and sees a piece of that Wonder Bread toast that Trinity dropped when litl rooster roped him.   Foam starts comin' out of his mouth and he heads to the workshop in the barn, faster that a Slim that's eaten hot sauce.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico checks he coal Oil Computor, sees the sheepherder postin' and cuts him off at the pass.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Little 'Hot under the coller? Del?'

[Delmonico]

Nope, just out smarted ya again.

[Delmonico]

Again Delmonico cuts off the sheepherder.

[Marshal harpoluke]

  

Not realy Del, whilest You'ts was working that Sheep poured flowers of Sulfer onthe Traction engines axles N the wheeles just fell off.

Sent You a litttle present from Paris France, That box in Yer parlor, My little friend Pepe Le Pue! He gets out spraints the dinning hall, jumps up N kisses Del.

LOL!

Sheep kicks over the Laffing gas bottle.

[Delmonico]

The valve breaks off, the tank takes off and snags the skunk, the sheep and the sheepherder and away they go.    They come down in a sugar cane field in Loosy-anna.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Valve sparks an the Lauaghing gas expoldes scatterin Dels pots. Marshal N Sheep are unhurt, N tellport back to nebrasky, Pepe' ""Perfumes"" the Dinner. N Kisses Dell again .

Marshal N Sheep rolling on Ground laughing.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Marshal gets small cast-iron leg pot and Da Cleaver out.  Now where's taht Lil Rooster?

[Trinity]

<<Arthurs note to MH:  Please stop implicating Sheep in your schemes.  Sheep (Trinity named him while drunk.  Besides, even sober he doesn't have much imagination) has been a good drinking buddy to Trinity and a friend to all at the Ranch with No Name for a long time now.  Please name or number your sheep so that the reader does not build any animosity towards Sheep. >>


As Slim rides up to the Munchmobile, Trinity looks up at him and says: "Whaaats uup, maaaaaaaaan?"  The smouldering rope sits beside him.  Stoneypete is sleeping a few yards off.