"I could always stuff Sanitary Tissue from the Wedgewood room in his nose, he carries pens in his pocket in a cell-u-loyd pocket protecter already. litl rooster could ya make up a pair of yer special shootin' glasses in 10 gauge? Oh and put some paper tape on the bridge of the frame."
"Yep, but the 10 gauge nerd model with the tape on the bridge. Wow, I bet Slim is 'bout the only nerd that shoots a 10 gauge. Naw, fergot the nerd in "Streets of Larado" had a 8 gauge."
Slim's nose stops bleeding thanks to the tourniquet Del tied on his nose. He takes the tourniquet off and puts the cheese in the icebox. He starts a fresh pot of coffee.
Doan matter tha nerd still needs to clean the barn, give im a sip from Trinity's jug that'll pep im up!
:<Trinity thinks> "Say... what would kick worse? A .10 or a rubber band? An... 'bout how far d'ya thank the kick would knock that nerd feller back??"
Maybe cousin Slim would video tape it fer us
Now that would be funny. Make sure it's at a high frame rate so's we kin watch it in super slow motion.