"Dat's it, lloks just like mine, cept mine has darker wood on da handle and don't have no sheaf cause I use it in da kitchen." And with one fell swoop Delmonico cuts the mighty Black Diamond watermelon from the South Loup river. It is at the perfection of ripeness and splits open with just a slight thrust of the knife.
"Here Slim, ya may have good cheese in Wissyconsion, but there ain't no better watermelon in the world than the Black Diamonds that grow in the sandy soil near the South Loup river in Newbrasky."