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[Delmonico]

Delmonico sees Trinityheadin' to the tree agani and whaps him on the nose again.

He then goes into his office and orders something on his coal oil computor.

[Trinity]

Trinity rubs his nose and waits for Delmonico to go into his office.  Once Delmonico is out of sight, Trinity slips behind the tree.

[Delmonico]

Once behind the tree Trinity does a naughty thing, finding out Delmonico has done some wirin' with his wind generator/battery set up he uses in his office.   Trinity comes out from behind the tree yelpin' and hollorin'.

He heads out the door and down to the barn, he jumps in the stock tank, scarin' Slim's milk cow so bad she goes dry for three days.

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[Trinity]

And for those three days Trinity is not able to comb his hair back down either.  Oh, wait... he never tried.  Never mind.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Dell the dynomite plunger N wires werk very well too.

LOL

Sheep grins.

[Trinity]

Trinity walks downstairs and looks at the tree, shivers, and quickly leaves.  In the kitchen, he looks at the coffee pot, shivers, and quickly leaves.  He's not in a mood to "need to go" any time soon.

[Delmonico]

suddenly up the driveway of the Ranch With no Name comes a enclosed wagon full of ladies of ill repute, lookin' for Trinity.

[Silver Creek Slim]

litl' rooster smells the popkorn popping and comes into the house seeing Trinty passed out next to the mop. I see Trinity's date made it...Slim are you going to string that popped korn fer the tree? Author's note> Is there something wrong with Del? Has his heart swelled 10 times, showing acts of the true Holiday Spirit. Must I go exchange his>whisper mode on< load of buffalo chips fer a real gift<?<Nah!>>whisper mode off< So Slim can I help you string that Korn up?

"Yes, I would welcome the help. Thanks, Litl Rooster." Slim gives him a spool of red thread and a needle. Slim continues to pop corn.

[Delmonico]

There is a knock at the door, Delmonico answers it, his delivery is here.  He looks at the can in his hand, "Trinity No More"  "Spray around areas you wish the Trinity not to frequent.  More Humane than primative electical methods.  Smells like WORK."

Delmonico sprays the tree to protect it.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother watches with a raised brow as the wagonload of "ladies" draws near. Before it comes to a complete halt, she flicks her wand and a shimmer covers the area around the wagon. The women inside squeal and jump around as they are deloused, degermed, and dediseased. The shimmer fades to be replaced by another one which slowly reveals several tubs of hot water for bathing, along with a stack of new dresses.

As the "ladies" leap out for their baths, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother steps inside and admires the tree. Again, there is a small flick of her wand and glittering sawdust swirls around the tree to fall gently on its branches. When the sawdust settles, it takes on a shimmering glow, giving a pale light to the tree.

Smiling, she takes up her chair near the fire.

[Trinity]

Trinity sees the wagon approaching with glee but suddenly and painfully he sinks his head and walks back upstairs.  Delmonico's electrical experiment is still having an effect on Trinity.

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note: T'wern't an 'spearmint, Delmonico already knew the end results. >

[Trinity]

Trinity looks down from his bedroom window at the women and sobs quietly.

[litl rooster]

<Author's Note: T'wern't an 'spearmint, Delmonico already knew the end results. >

 



goes back to stringing Popkorn

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

As she sits, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother can hear the sobs among the gleeful yelps of the "ladies."  Out of the blue, Trinity can feel a swift kick to his rear and the soft words: "Get down there, you have company."

[Trinity]

As Trinity mornefully watches the ladies when he hears the disembodied voice whispering to him.  At that moment, his pain leaves him and he is once again... Trinity

Feeling... normal again, Trinity dashes down to the yard with a full jug to join the ladies.

[Delmonico]

As he heads through the house Trinity notices that Slim is in the Wedgewood room and once in the yard he slips to the side of the house.  As the blue sparks flash, Trinity realizes that Delmonico has also wired his favorite spot under the kitchen window.

[Delmonico]

As Trinity is obscurred by steam, a dark man rides up the driveway and to the wagon full of "ladies", he says to them, "My chuckwagon is in the barn and I now have the time."   He ties his horse behind and gets in.  They head back down the driveway.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes out to the kitchen for a late night snack and notices a blue glow outside the kitchen window.  Realizing he forgot about Trinity he goes to his room and opens the switch.  

He then notices Slim heading to the Wedgewood room, he slips down into the cellar and bangs on the pipe, scaring the poop out of Slim, luckly he has already sat down and this prevents a tragic accident.


Later Delmonico goes down into the cellar with a roll of insulated copper wire and a pair of pliers.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish comes out of his drunken Holiday stoopor and realizes he's in the back of his wagon in the barn.  He gets out and heads for the house to get some coffee.  He sees Trinity walking funny as he steps away from below the kitchen window.  Interestin hairdo ya got there Trinity!