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[Delmonico]

<Authors Note: Yer a toon Slim, just let out the stirrups and ride him on in.>

(If Slim didn't beat me I got 4000)

(And Page 401)

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim climbs off the fence a bit more bull-legged, blinds Widder Maker again, lets out the stirrups, climbs in the saddle, and unblinds the horse. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

[litl rooster]

Delmonico comes into the kitchen, "Yer bronc's are here, see if that suits better."  He hands Slim a purple saddle and a purple pair of chaps.   "If'n ya do good, I'll get ya a purple buggy to travel ta the rooooady-ooo's in.

<Author's Note, must warn litl rooster about swallowin' hiscoffee first.  He'll get this one even if Slim and the FFg don't. >

and he does.....Yep Baxter would be proud


His chaps were purple
his Cadillac purple
The sky was 1960 blue
he 's Casey the rainbow rider
6 time world champion Saddle Bronc Rider.....Did I say 6 times?

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[litl rooster]

 Trinty   Freckles is Freckles Brown, the man Lane Frost learned bull ridin' from and is buried next to.


one more of the 6 time world champion saddle bronc rider .....Silver Crik Slim

[Scattered Thumbs]

Arthur's note: Hey Del! forget the steam roller, I just saw a glimpse of things to come.
This Gottlieb Daimler feller maybe on to something. He just made (1886) an horseless carriage using a petrol burning engine.  of course this is all hapening in Stuttgart Germany.   

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim is still on Widder Maker, but Widder Maker busted the rails of the corral and let all the broncs out. Slim and Widder Maker "dance" all o'er the yard and then all o'er the section. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico decides he ain't havin' much fun since Mannheim blew up, now Slim is havin' all the fun.
He goes and fires up his coal oil computor and makes another order.

He knows Slim is gonna be in trouble cause the horse's are wonderin' round the door yard leavin' horse apples all over, the FFg is gonna get him.   D    Slim needs a roller like Delmonico did with the ox poop.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim and Widder Maker "dance" in and out of the Dismal a few times.

[Delmonico]

Get him in a hole in the river about 4 feet deep and keep him there Slim, you'll have him in yer power then.   (Many folks still use that old trick fer a rank horse.)

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim yells back, "That'll stop the smell, but how do I stop the pitchin'?" 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico decides that if'n slim is that green ta let him figger it out on his own.   He decides that he's hungry and if Slim ain't smart enough to get Widder Maker in the deep water that's tough.

Delmonico gets some dried beef and cheese and makes a couple of samwhiches.  He climbs to the roof of the barn and sits there munchin' on samwhiches and drinkin' coffee, watchin' Slim and wonderin' if'n he's gonna have to send Mrs. Slim a tellygram, 'splainin' why Slim ain't commin' home this weekend.

They buried old Slim at daybreak, no tombstone for his head.
He only had a wooden board and this is what it read:
Slim died at sunrise; he died from a fall.
Hes gone to a better range; he heard his Master's call.
He'll not see his wife and kids,
When the works all done this fall.

Finishin' his looonch, Delmonico goes down to the barn to see if he can find a board for Slim's grave.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim decides that something is getting rank, not sure if it is him or Widder Maker, or a combination of them both. So, him drifts Widder Maker towards the Dismal for a bath.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim finally gets Widder Maker into the Dismal and finds a four feet deep hole. That takes all the fight outta Widder Maker. Slim stayed in the hole fer a quarter hour just fer good measure. Slim notices the sun is waning, so he rides Widder Maker back to the barn, unsaddles him, and puts him in a stall. Slim goes into the house and changes clothes. He grabs his flattened saddlebags and "Mighty Ten". As he's goin' out the door, he calls back, "See y'all on Monday!" He saddles his horse and heads northeast.

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note: litl rooster, ya want to 'splain to Slim that a rank hourse don't smell bad, but is bad. >

[litl rooster]

<Authors Note: litl rooster, ya want to 'splain to Slim that a rank hourse don't smell bad, but is bad. >

You just did and looks like Slim rode the ruff outta that one, .....pssst bring Stump Sucker in for him Monday....he he

He'll not see his wife and kids,
When the works all done this fall.

Finishin' his looonch, Delmonico goes down to the barn to see if he can find a board for Slim's grave.

should say

He'll not see his wife and kids.(depending on who is singin' it, mite say MA)
When the Roundup works is done this fall




Dern germans and their fancy sport horseless carriages

[Delmonico]

<Authors note: The words vary greatly.    We ain't fur enough forward in time fur Delmonico to order one.   But wait till ya see what the Over-Nite Pony Express  Rider is bringin' tommorow.   Bout quitin' time but Ian is singin' 'bout the MC Horses, so I ain't shuttin' of my Sterrioo befor he's done.    Would be rude>

[litl rooster]

well saddle them ponies  boys

[Trinity]

Dern germans and their fancy sport horseless carriages

<<Authours note: Jealousy doesn't become you litl rooster!  >>

[Trinity]

At still site number twelve Trinity drinks a little and brews a little when a crazy idea for a new recipe strikes him.

While the current batch is brewing, he adds plenty of cinnamon and as a last flourish, he digs some gold flakes out of the bottom of his saddle bags and throws them in the mix. 

"There!  That shore looks purty... an' it'll make ever'one's poop look purty too!!!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico is very upset when the Over-Nite Pony-Express rider shows up late.    Well he finds out packages that require a pack horse aint garennteed to be there before 11 am.

The package is dropped of and Delmonico sees both wheels are there as he starts to put it together.