Newbrassky

[Trinity]

Trinity staggers up to her door and replies to her now hours old question:  "Ah got a good reason!  Ya ouddn't turn him inta a fish caus' then he couldn't make no fish fer us fer dinner!"

Proud of himself for coming up with such a profound thought, Trinity takes another drink and goes to the kitchen where he pokes his head outside and hollars:

"He, Schlim!  Hascht du endlich die Kuehe gemelkt?"

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

A shriek is the only response through the semi-opened door as Trinity catches the Frumpy Fairy Godmother as she is putting on her chemise. Two seconds later, her door slams shut.

[Trinity]

Trinity's vision is so glazed at this point that he can hardly see his nose.  It's a true marvel that he traversed the steps to and from the cupola safely!

 

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[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Trinity's companion, Frankenbird, is not so soused. It's an odd thing, hearing a rooster snicker.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico hears Trinity speakin' in German and decides a sauerbratten would be nice so he mixes the marinate and puts the beef in it and places it in the icebox.

[Trinity]

"C'mon Frankenbird!  Git on down here an' stop tryin' to look under that door up there!!!"   Frankenbird obeys, but being a little more drunk than Trinity and having much shorter legs, his descent is not very elegant. 

Much like a stiff slinky, he falls forward, bounces off of his head on the next step down, somersaults and bounces off of his feet on the next step and continues until he is lying at the foot of the stairs.  Somewhere in the middle of the staircase he had built up so much speed that he was skipping several steps at a time and completing as many as tenty-five somersaults before reaching the next vaulting point.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Hearing the mutant fall, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother's embarassment is overcome by amusement and she laughs as she finishes dressing.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico hollors from the kitchen:  "Be careful his head ain't on real tight."
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"And neither is the bird's!"

[Stoney Pete]

Good shooting Stoney but your 12 over your daily bag limit.

Since these are "Twilight" pheasants, there is not bag limit.  'Sides, I don't want fish fer dinner.  Trinity, bring your jug and let marinate these here birds for supper.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Trinity staggers up to her door and replies to her now hours old question:  "Ah got a good reason!  Ya ouddn't turn him inta a fish caus' then he couldn't make no fish fer us fer dinner!"

Proud of himself for coming up with such a profound thought, Trinity takes another drink and goes to the kitchen where he pokes his head outside and hollars:

"He, Schlim!  Hascht du endlich die Kuehe gemelkt?"

"Ja.  Ich schließlich molk die Kuh und erfaßte die Eier." 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico hollors from the kitchen: "If you marinate them birds that don't exist in that stuff in Trinity's jug you better plan on eatin' them raw.  If you plan on "tryin" to cook them do it far away, new buildings cost money."

[Stoney Pete]

"What a great idea there Del.  Tinity, where is the BBQ pit?  If there ain't one let's build it."

[Silver Creek Slim]

"They'll cook right fast that way." 

[Stoney Pete]

"Our cookfire will be seen for miles around.   Be there any hostiles that might misinterpret my 'smoke signals' "?

[Silver Creek Slim]

"The hostile injuns are purdy much on Reservations, now."

[HandTub]

yup they on the rez but them smoke signals like love notes 
them squaws can smell them fruit trees burn fer miles 

[litl rooster]

WOW now that's a BBQ fire starter even a Redneck would be proud of....Hey watch this!

[Trinity]

"Mah Uncle Clem onct said that...  It done took us three days ta gather enough pieces worthy of a burial!"

[Trinity]

"Ja.  Ich schließlich molk die Kuh und erfaßte die Eier." 

"Oh, gut!  Dass freut mich.  Bedeutet das daß wir morgen frische Milch und gebackene eier haben?  Können wir auch Speck haben??"

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother gives Trinity one of those sidelong looks.

"Trinity, we have fresh milk, eggs, and bacon nearly every morning, you know that."

She ends her sentence with a "tsk", shakes her head, and goes back to her knitting.