Ah, but since Delmonico is a novice, newbie, wannabe wand spinner, he doesn't really know what he is doing and since the Frumpy Fairy Godmother isn't exactly totally human (Okie, she isn't real, but don't tell her that), he turns her into a mythical salamander.
She quickly breathes fire at the jar, burns a hole in the side and wriggles free. Mythological salamanders move very rapidly and she flurries up GopherGrease to his head, incidentally and accidentally setting his hair on fire, then leaps to Delmonico's head, setting his hair on fire. Jumping down, she recaptures the wand, giving it a flip.
Wand in hand and sitting at the table in her pretty new dress, she raises a brow at her dinner partners' hair.