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[Trinity]

I think they got that at that new eating place up ta town,  you know where the 1 legged woman works.

"You tawlkin' 'bout Sherlene's third cousin twicet removed?  What was her name... Thelma Mae Jean.  Yeah, Ah thank tha's it.  You tawlkin' 'bout her?  Ah din't know she was able ta stan' yet.  Ya know she done lost three toes when that gunslanger came ta town' las' fall.  He saw her a-sittin' at tha harvest fa'r an got mad 'cause wouln't daince wif heeyum.  Well, he din't know that she ain' got no lef' laig, but was awll fahred a-purposed on gettin' her up ta daince, so he jerked out his pistol an' commenced ta shootin' at her feets - er... foot.  Too bad he weren't no good at aimin'"

[Texas Lawdog]

OT, are you talkin about eyehop?

[Leo Tanner]

I swears I's a much better shot now
     Oh wait... uh never mine, I have no idear what ya talkin about.

Think yer right about the name TL.  E'ry time i go there I hop ta the privy soon after

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[Delmonico]

Delmonico boards the east bound CB&Q and heads to Omaha.

[Leo Tanner]

Leo practices his markmanship on Trinity's empties out back.

     "Sorry pard, I's got so focused I didn't realize ya was still holdin that one   Guess I owes ya a drink"

     Leo goes ta the icebox an tries ta make good.

[Trinity]

OT, are you talkin about eyehop?

"Naw.  That's Sherlene's other third cousin, but only onct removed.  He got that name on account of his raht Ah starts ta twitchin' an' hoppin' all aroun' when he gits excited.  He don' play cards no maw 'cause ever'body would always fold when he had a good hand.

"Kin someone tail me what that new feller is rummagin' 'roun' in tha ahce box?  That ain' whar Ah keep tha jugs."

[Ozark Tracker]

yer right about putting some ah yer brew in an enclosed place,  could  blow the whole house offen the ground.

 Trinity, Leo's been out thar in Californy  trying to a find some of that thar gold. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes inta the dinin' car and orders a lobster, baked tater, and a fresh trout.  When the trout gets there he toasts it with a cup a good coffee and says, "here's lookin' at ya."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Uh Leo, ya might wanna stop shootin Trinity's empties, he refills them there jugs.

[Leo Tanner]

Won't happen e'er agin.
     Jus wanted ta make sure no more toes dispeered durin the dancin game--'post ta be fun.
   
     Gotta say them jugs was fun ta shoot.  Made a right bright flash, specialy that last 'un.

     Oh's an by the way there ain't no gold left in Cali leas ways I could find.  Jus a bunch a idgits whinin' 'bout me packin ma irons.  Figgered I'd get on better out here.

[Ozark Tracker]

well dadgum Trintiy, we waited too long,  we'd always heard California was full of whiskey, women and gold,

[Lucky Irish Tom]

I heared California was full of it too, OT! 

[Texas Lawdog]

Faster Horses, Younger WOMEN, Older Whiskey, and more MONEY!

[Leo Tanner]

Faster Horses, Younger WOMEN, Older Whiskey, and more MONEY!

I musta missed that part
     
   Town jus yonder up from my claim called North San Juan.  Rumer has it that the tooth brush was invented there.  Been 'vented anyeres else it woulda been called a teeth brush   Them young wimmin does things that make 'em old double quick.

[Delmonico]

The CB&Q stops at the Omaha station.  Delmonico gets a hotel room for the night.

[Texas Lawdog]

Travelin' on the City of New Orleans, Illinois Central Sunday Mornin' Mail.  3 Conductors and 25 sacks of mail.

[Ozark Tracker]

I think that was the train Trinity took when he got lost and wound up in Memphis

here's his version of the story. 

I hitchhiked up to Memphis, a young boy in my prime
I thought that big old city would ease my Georgia mind
After just one hour, I met a Southern girl
She said they call me the Queen of Memphis
And then she took me around the world

CHORUS
I saw stars dancing on the water
I heard Elvis singing Blue Suede Shoes
That old muddy river was my witness
The night I fell in love with the queen of Memphis

I woke up the next morning a prisoner of her charms
She showed me things I'd never seen back there on that farm
She set my soul on fire, she completed all my dreams
A boy became a man that night in the arms of the Memphis Queen

REPEAT CHORUS

Just like that old man river she keeps rolling through my mind
And you know I won't forget her 'cause she was one of a kind

[Texas Lawdog]

Let's hope she didn't give him a social disease.

[Ozark Tracker]

   we finally had to get the hound dog and go get him, brought him back home and then he married Sherlene and had the twins, so whatever we do, we can't let that story get back to her.   

[Texas Lawdog]

He can have some memories to remember in his old age.