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Delmonico · « **Reply #9960 on:** April 04, 2008, 06:22:28 PM »

The hammerin' stops in the shop and Delmonico comes out with Reuben saddled and a rope, he heads out to Slim's pasture and ropes a steer which he drags out behind the barn and then shoots it behind the ear his pistol.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #9961 on:** April 04, 2008, 06:30:04 PM »

While Trinity is looking for Potted Meat, Sod Buster comes over and turns the channel on the magic box:

Delmonico · « **Reply #9962 on:** April 04, 2008, 06:34:29 PM »

Delmonico comes inta the kitchen with a big pile of steaks, which he starts pounding with his meat tenderizin' hammer. When done he tosses them in the oven to bake and brings some taters from the cellar. Grabbin' a parin' knife he peels them and tosses them in a pot to boil.

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9963 on:** April 04, 2008, 06:35:37 PM »

the report says most of the potato's are in the ground in the southern parts of the country,

looks like the sweet corn planting may be set back by all the flooding conditions

Delmonico · « **Reply #9964 on:** April 04, 2008, 07:01:07 PM »

Delmonico mashes the taters and puts them aside. He takes the overdone chopped steaks out, sets them aside and makes gravy out of the drippings.

He them makes a peach cobbler and some sour dough bisquits and puts them in the oven.

Delmonico · « **Reply #9965 on:** April 04, 2008, 07:20:40 PM »

Delmonico sees the farm report is over and a new show is on.

He runs in and says, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, not that one.

He turns the dial and finds one the guy from the sod house would like.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #9966 on:** April 04, 2008, 07:58:49 PM »

Yeah buddy!

I get a kick out of Mr Haney!

Sod Buster · « **Reply #9967 on:** April 04, 2008, 08:01:14 PM »

Sod Buster turns the dial and sees Mr. Haney on anther channel...

YEE HAAAA!!! I'm back in the saddle.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #9968 on:** April 05, 2008, 07:50:49 AM »

Back in the saddle again, Out where a friend is a friend. Gene and his last side kick, Pat Buttrum. I get to see Gene alot on the Western Channel. That Western Channel is like going to the Saturday Matinee every day.

Trinity · « **Reply #9969 on:** April 05, 2008, 11:00:14 AM »

Trinity becomes very dejected upon hearing that corn planting may have to be pushed back. He mopes until he see's Arnold the pig, which cheers him up.

Suddenly, he remembers that he had been searching for potted meat and recalls that he had a stash up in his old room. He goes and retrieves five cans and a loaf of Del's sourdough bread and takes it all into the picture box room for TLD and whoever else might want some.

Delmonico · « **Reply #9970 on:** April 05, 2008, 11:26:39 AM »

Delmonico goes out to the workshop and brings in a whole bunch of 'luminum trays he hammered out of the sheet 'luminum.

He goes to the pantry and gets some home canned corn and grean beans. In the different sections of the trays he puts in beans, corne, cobbler, mashed taters and gravy and an over cooked chopped steak.

He covers each one with tinfoil and marks them:

DELMONICO"S

Magic Box Dinner

Over Cooked Chopped Steak and Lumpy Mashed Taters

To Cook, Pre-Heat oven to hot, cooked for 27 1/2 minutes with tinfoil cover on.

Delmonico takes them out to the icehouse to freeze.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #9971 on:** April 05, 2008, 11:49:41 AM »

"Del, you'll never git anyone but Trinity ta buy those."

Delmonico · « **Reply #9972 on:** April 05, 2008, 11:59:05 AM »

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on April 05, 2008, 11:49:41 AM

"Del, you'll never git anyone but Trinity ta buy those."

Delmonico says not a word, but goes and flips the dial and this comes up.

"Well they are gonna have to ride 125 miles to Grand Island to get the junk they are advertisin' here."

Don't think they can pull themselves away that long."

Then another show comes on:

Delmonico takes several "Magic Box Dinners" out of the oven and passes them around, everyone includin' Slim digs in.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #9973 on:** April 05, 2008, 03:30:54 PM »

Trinity do you have any Cheeze Whiz to go with that Potted meat. Get some good homemade wheat bread to put on. Wash it all down with some Cheerwine or Big Red.

Trinity · « **Reply #9974 on:** April 05, 2008, 03:59:09 PM »

Trinity runs up to his hidden stash and brings down the makings for a grand party.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #9975 on:** April 05, 2008, 04:04:59 PM »

While still watching "You Bet Your Life", TLD says the secret word "Cheerwine" and the little birdy drops down!
He wins $100

Delmonico · « **Reply #9976 on:** April 05, 2008, 04:29:30 PM »

Suddenly the program changes to another birdie.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #9977 on:** April 05, 2008, 07:05:39 PM »

Woody Woodpecker Show used come on Sat. Morning. Walter Lantz was Woody's creator.

Delmonico · « **Reply #9978 on:** April 07, 2008, 06:38:53 PM »

As Delmonico tosses another round of "Magic Box Dinners inta the oven, from the livin' room he hears a wailin' and knashin' of teeth.

Delmonico · « **Reply #9979 on:** April 07, 2008, 06:58:04 PM »

Delmonico goes outside an chases Frankin Bird off the gadget on the roof.

He hears a sceam and Trinity runs out of the house and heads to his cabin at a fast pace.

Delmonico goes in and sees what is on the Magic Box.

Then he knows what scared Trinity, the shower.

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