Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1820516 times)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9560 on:** July 28, 2007, 06:55:48 AM »

but before Trinity burned the veggie spot, thousands of birds and wild animals had eaten a few seeds and all these animals and birds scatter and run from the fire which will now spread the vegatable seed over a wider area

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #9561 on:** July 28, 2007, 07:08:25 AM »

Meanwhile unbeknow to Trinity vegetables begin to sprout under his Stills!

Delmonico · « **Reply #9562 on:** July 28, 2007, 07:30:19 AM »

Unknown to Trinity, the variety of Zuchinni Sodbuster grows is like some types of pine trees, they grow better in the wake of a fire.

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Trinity · « **Reply #9563 on:** July 28, 2007, 02:53:35 PM »

Trinity slumps in a heap of dispair and sobs. Luckily, he is consoled by the knowledge that the overflow valves on his stills release a slow, but consistant drip of recipe and will kill anything underneath or around.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9564 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:08:58 PM »

or could the plants just mutate

Trinity · « **Reply #9565 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:22:32 PM »

Acceptance of that concept would mean grant validity to the concept of natural selection (or evolution).

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9566 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:30:09 PM »

Trinity comes walking up on still # 7 and spots something different

Trinity · « **Reply #9567 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:32:47 PM »

As Trinity nears, he hears a growl "Feeeeeed meeeee!"

Trinity looks down, pats his belly and says "not jus' yet, lil feller".

Delmonico · « **Reply #9568 on:** July 28, 2007, 10:47:45 PM »

Trinity heads for still #5, but as he walks down the path, he does not realize he's being followed.

Trinity · « **Reply #9569 on:** July 29, 2007, 09:55:17 AM »

Trinity turns around, sees the beast and feezes. He can't move. As it nears, Trinity passes out.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9570 on:** July 29, 2007, 02:15:47 PM »

Trinity comes to and thar sits monkey, who begins to try to show Trinity what he saw.

Trinity · « **Reply #9571 on:** July 29, 2007, 06:38:53 PM »

"Don' ree-mahnd me, Monkey. That weren't no pleasant thang ta see. Ah hope it fail in tha river an' drownded!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #9572 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:31:50 PM »

Suddenly there in front of Trinity is a mutant Lady Tater.

Behind Trinity is the mutant Zuchinni.

They meet up right there by Trinity who passes out again as the monkey runs like heck. They sidestep Trinity and run off to cross-pollinate.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #9573 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:42:11 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 29, 2007, 08:31:50 PM

Suddenly there in front of Trinity is a mutant Lady Tater.

Behind Trinity is the mutant Zuchinni.

They meet up right there by Trinity who passes out again as the monkey runs like heck. They sidestep Trinity and run off to cross-pollinate.

Delmonico · « **Reply #9574 on:** August 01, 2007, 12:54:34 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 29, 2007, 08:31:50 PM

They sidestep Trinity and run off to cross-pollinate.

A few days later Trinity sees something peekin' out at him from under still #3.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #9575 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:30:08 PM »

Meanwhile out near Still # 7 an ugly mob has begun to assemble, and they are holding some of the townfolk hostage!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9576 on:** August 01, 2007, 05:26:51 PM »

Trinity goes to the ranch house and gets on Del's coal oil computer and sends fer the band. he figgures if he can get them to dancing and drinking they won't be no trouble

Tensleep · « **Reply #9577 on:** August 01, 2007, 05:48:22 PM »

I think I taught them two brothers that's tha band....

mebbe fer 10 minnits er so, 'fore tha law picked 'em up.

I'm purty sure it's tha same ones, they have them Dinwiddie ears.

Delmonico · « **Reply #9578 on:** August 01, 2007, 06:15:16 PM »

Trinity goes out to still #8 and finds the mutation of veggies has continued.

Trinity · « **Reply #9579 on:** August 01, 2007, 06:22:01 PM »

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! In tha name'a awl that's holy, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

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