Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1824791 times)

Delmonico · « **Reply #960 on:** January 12, 2005, 03:30:02 PM »

The 7 knot hangmans noose was traditionaly used for horse thieves and the 13 knot one was used for murderers.

If someone called ya dumb ya just shot them.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #961 on:** January 12, 2005, 03:34:29 PM »

"Okay, I'll use me new rifle."

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #962 on:** January 12, 2005, 05:06:45 PM »

The audience sees that rifle and gives a collective:

"Ohhhhhh.... Ni.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.ce....."

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Delmonico · « **Reply #963 on:** January 12, 2005, 05:23:40 PM »

I hope Slim didn't pay to much fer that rifle, they done made it outa cheap brass and the fergot ta put the loadin' gate and the forearm on it.

Russ T Chambers · « **Reply #964 on:** January 12, 2005, 05:47:14 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on January 12, 2005, 05:23:40 PM

I hope Slim didn't pay to much fer that rifle, they done made it outa cheap brass and the fergot ta put the loadin' gate and the forearm on it.

Slim

Add two more twists to that knot, and it might work on someone impugning the dignity of one’s rifle.

Delmonico · « **Reply #965 on:** January 12, 2005, 06:17:53 PM »

Bet it shoots them wimpy peeestol catridges too!!!!!

Member how long it took that fellar ta die when Gus shot him with his Henry!!!!!

gophergrease · « **Reply #966 on:** January 12, 2005, 07:07:44 PM »

Del, have you unpacked the wagon loads yet? I ant seen what it has you had to order from back east.

Delmonico · « **Reply #967 on:** January 12, 2005, 07:44:33 PM »

I rode out about noon, the wagons was about 20 miles south of us. They will be here in the mornin'. We will be a right modern operation then, just like that fancy out fit off North-West of us. Ya know that one the folks from Massycuuusists own, the Bay State Cattle Company.

We will have 'equipment" and "supplies" as fancy as their's.

Trinity · « **Reply #968 on:** January 12, 2005, 09:36:03 PM »

Er, uh excuse me, but kin we go back to talkin' about makin' cake in Delmonico's extry big dutch oven? Ah shore like Cake!!!! So long as Miss Annie leaves them young'uns out of the pot, Ah'll be happy. Ya got any chawk-lit, Delmonico? That's mah favorite! If'n ya need me to, Ah can ride to town and git us some. Uh... Ah can also git some spirits fer us too! What do you think?

gophergrease · « **Reply #969 on:** January 12, 2005, 09:51:30 PM »

Trinity, if you do the mixn, I'll make you one.

I got a bit of rum, and an orange. As always I got plenty of coco.
Dont think we need to use that new one, a bit big.

Trinity · « **Reply #970 on:** January 12, 2005, 10:07:15 PM »

Ain't no need to mix the rum with anything, just pass it on over here.

gophergrease · « **Reply #971 on:** January 12, 2005, 10:19:51 PM »

Think about the fire ants, puting a little in the choco cake is a good thing.

As soon as I can get it in the oven, we can warm up some cider.
Spiced cider with a shot of rum, will help take the chill off.

gophergrease · « **Reply #972 on:** January 12, 2005, 10:21:31 PM »

weather man just said its 19 in south NE, and will 7-10 by 7:00 am

Delmonico · « **Reply #973 on:** January 12, 2005, 10:53:35 PM »

The rum reminded Delmonico of a drink a cook on a British Man-O-War told him about one time at a meetin' of "Victorian Age Cooks Assoootiation." (This is a world wide trade union of cooks in English speakin' countries.

) Then thinkin' that they really have missed Trinity and are glad to have him back, he puts the bottle of castor oil away for a while.

Twas a talkin' with a fella today tellin' him bout GG's new oven, tolt him I might have to make a large loaf of bread in it sometime.

Got to do some chipherin' to figger out the proper prooportions as to flour and water.

With that Delmonico heads to the dugout to sleep for the night, "Just wait till those wagons get here tommorow, I got a surprise fer you all.

By the way, I went to the top of the hill that Slim uses when he comes back on Monday to check things out a fore he rides into the ranch, could see their campfire about 5 miles out. Oh by the way, when I was in North Platte i got a chance to look at a map of the area, that hill of Slim's is called <Hornet's Nest Hill>."

gophergrease · « **Reply #974 on:** January 12, 2005, 11:08:52 PM »

Del, you best stay off that hill. You wount have that little eppy pin for nuther 120+ years and the dog cant do "CPR"

Scattered Thumbs · « **Reply #975 on:** January 13, 2005, 07:33:42 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on January 12, 2005, 06:17:53 PM

Bet it shoots them wimpy peeestol catridges too!!!!! Member how long it took that fellar ta die when Gus shot him with his Henry!!!!!

I'M BAAAAACK!

At least Gus hit the fellow (and since he was a no good scum, he could take forever to die

) The other bad guys were shootin' a big buffalo rifle and they couldn't hit poop

with it.

Delmonico · « **Reply #976 on:** January 13, 2005, 08:22:41 AM »

Comin' down off the hill Delmonico hollors, "The wagons are about 1 mile out, all 25 of them."

"I'm safe on the hill cause it's 'bought 0 out there this mornin' no hornets out. Sides that if'n I don't go up there with Slim I should be fine, I don't stir up no hornet's nests with no stick.

I use a shotgun and #9 shot from a safe distance."

Course the only reason Gus hit that fellar and he missed Gus was that Larry M. wrote it that way in the script. The gutshot at that range with the Henry takin' so long to die, was the most belivable part of that scene.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #977 on:** January 13, 2005, 09:03:32 AM »

Quote from: Russ T Chambers on January 12, 2005, 05:47:14 PM

Quote from: Delmonico on January 12, 2005, 05:23:40 PM
I hope Slim didn't pay to much fer that rifle, they done made it outa cheap brass and the fergot ta put the loadin' gate and the forearm on it.

Slim

Add two more twists to that knot, and it might work on someone impugning the dignity of one’s rifle.

I could do that.

Slim

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #978 on:** January 13, 2005, 09:06:21 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on January 12, 2005, 06:17:53 PM

Bet it shoots them wimpy peeestol catridges too!!!!! Member how long it took that fellar ta die when Gus shot him with his Henry!!!!!

I shoots .44 WCF rifle cartridges. They may be wimpy compared to .45-70-500 but I would hate to be shot with one.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #979 on:** January 13, 2005, 09:09:53 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on January 12, 2005, 10:53:35 PM

The rum reminded Delmonico of a drink a cook on a British Man-O-War told him about one time at a meetin' of "Victorian Age Cooks Assoootiation." (This is a world wide trade union of cooks in English speakin' countries. ) Then thinkin' that they really have missed Trinity and are glad to have him back, he puts the bottle of castor oil away for a while.

Twas a talkin' with a fella today tellin' him bout GG's new oven, tolt him I might have to make a large loaf of bread in it sometime. Got to do some chipherin' to figger out the proper prooportions as to flour and water.

With that Delmonico heads to the dugout to sleep for the night, "Just wait till those wagons get here tommorow, I got a surprise fer you all. By the way, I went to the top of the hill that Slim uses when he comes back on Monday to check things out a fore he rides into the ranch, could see their campfire about 5 miles out. Oh by the way, when I was in North Platte i got a chance to look at a map of the area, that hill of Slim's is called <Hornet's Nest Hill>."

Ya made that up! Show me if it's true. (No I ain't from Mizzera.)

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