Newbrassky

[Silver Creek Slim]

Are you sure you didn't modify it?  If ya didn't I poligize.  They are workin' again today and the tuba and acordian music is drivin' me crazy.

And I was already fer veal, hard to get now, but if I say why I'll go inta one of my ragin' discourses about PETA people, and folks like them.  And it ain't good fer me ta froth all over the keyboard.

Nope, didn't change it, this time. 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Maybe the cook killed another calf that wandered in while Slim and Duke were looking for the first one's mother?

<Trying to help>

AnnieLee

[Silver Creek Slim]

Maybe the cook killed another calf that wandered in while Slim and Duke were looking for the first one's mother?

<Trying to help>

AnnieLee

That is possible. 

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[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

edit, edit!!!

Slim and Duke get back with the mother of the poor lost calf, and there is a wonderful smell comin' from the cook camp.  Slim bein' from Wissyconsion reconizes that wonderful smell, it is Viener schnitsel.      Slim gets a funny look on his face as he realizes what has happen.  Another calf, maybe a twin to the first one, wandered near the cook camp and he fergot ta tell the cook not to cook it.  Now Slim really has some splaining to do.

The calf hide with no brand is layin' in camp, the cow is nuzzlzin' the hide, the hide has no brand, the cow has a brand, but it ain't Slim's and the owner of the branded cow is watchin' Slim drive the cow with another calf over his saddle, inta camp and lookin' at the whole affair from the cook camp where he has been waitin' fer dinner.

(Annie I still get to wear a real hat, but I don't wear my open crown one.  I found out the celin' is kinda low upstairs in the backstock.  Also I just put my pants legs over my stove pipes. , no spurs or peeestol though.)

AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

Don't make no differance where it came from, Delmonico killed it and we' is havin' veeeeaaal fer dinner.  Supper since we already got the makin's we is havin' Son-of-a-bithch stew.  Hearin' faint gaggin' sounds off to the east of him, Delmonico thinks there might be some funny salad all over a key board.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Posh, I grew up with a brother who would turn his eyelids inside out, then drool down to his knees then suck it back up. "Show me" was dinner table entertainment when my parents weren't around. Takes more than that to get me to gag on my yuppy salad!  

But, just what is in that stew?

Aside: I showed Will the lead up to Blue Duke, and he has proclaimed that we are ALL CRAZY!

Heh heh heh,

AnnieLee

[Silver Creek Slim]

" Remember when you ran away and
I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I'd go berserk?
Well,You left me anyhow and then the
Days got worse and worse and now you
See I've gone completely out of my mind.
And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke and so you
Laughed, you laughed!
When I had said that
Losing you would make me flip my lid - right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh,
You laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then you
Left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.
And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he , ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toesAnd they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds? Huh?
Well, you just wait--they'll find you yet
And when they do they'll put you in the
RSPCA you mangy mutt!
And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away! "
 

Slim

[Scattered Thumbs]

Silver Creek Slim???  But he is MAAAAAD Sir.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Mickey Mouse: "Yer honor, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was @!@#$ing Goofy!"


AnnieLee

[Scattered Thumbs]

Mickey Mouse: "Yer honor, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was @!@#$ing Goofy!"


AnnieLee

BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Delmonico]

Sent a tellygraph, they is bringin' the padded stagecoach and the duster with reeeeally looooong sleeves fer Slim.
 

SOB stew has all the edible (?) insides from an unweaned calf and some of the regular meat.  The reason fer an unweaned one is you use the marrow gut.  This is the tube that connects the first and second stomach.  That is why you need an unweaned one, in one of these this tube is filled with somethin' that looks like uncooked marrow, but it ain't.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Sent a tellygraph, they is bringin' the padded stagecoach and the duster with reeeeally looooong sleeves fer Slim.
 

SOB stew has all the edible (?) insides from an unweaned calf and some of the regular meat.  The reason fer an unweaned one is you use the marrow gut.  This is the tube that connects the first and second stomach.  That is why you need an unweaned one, in one of these this tube is filled with somethin' that looks like uncooked marrow, but it ain't.

Okie...

NOW I AM GROSSED OUT.

<Making faces>

AnnieLee

[Silver Creek Slim]

Thanks, Del. 

[Scattered Thumbs]

Sent a tellygraph, they is bringin' the padded stagecoach and the duster with reeeeally looooong sleeves fer Slim.
 

SOB stew has all the edible (?) insides from an unweaned calf and some of the regular meat.  The reason fer an unweaned one is you use the marrow gut.  This is the tube that connects the first and second stomach.  That is why you need an unweaned one, in one of these this tube is filled with somethin' that looks like uncooked marrow, but it ain't.

There are some things that should be in a "need to now only" basis 

That said. Thanks for the info Del 

[Delmonico]

See Annie, if'n you'd a known you'd a splattered yer keyboard.   

By the way, do you know how to cook kidneys?

Do you know and old time word fer the insides of an animal?

Do you know what a "Natural Casing" fer a sasuage is?

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

I know what a natural casing is, and I know what tripe is. I've never cooked kidneys, liver is about as far as I will go.

<Shaking her head>

AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

Ta cook kidneys is easy.  Ya jist boil the PI$$ out of them.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Ohh..... maaaaaaaannnnn I should have seen that one coming. 

AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

Offal, pronounced as awful is and old name fer the interal organs of a butchered animal.

So heart, kidneys and liver are called offal meats in old books on cookin' and butcherin'.


So yuk if ya want.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Offal is awful. Give it to Duke, he'd enjoy it.


<blech>

AnnieLee