Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1820595 times)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7360 on:** August 02, 2006, 06:01:06 PM »

when trinity looks out the back window, he sees a yard full of (spit) sheep

Delmonico · « **Reply #7361 on:** August 02, 2006, 06:05:03 PM »

Mrs. Harpaluke goes more and more into a rage, seem's he never tolt her he was a sheep (spit) herder and now he's done ruint her.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7362 on:** August 02, 2006, 06:08:55 PM »

she gets to the point where she hates sheep worse than liquor

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Delmonico · « **Reply #7363 on:** August 02, 2006, 06:09:56 PM »

and finds one of Trinity's jugs, gets rip roarin' drunk and beats up her new husband.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7364 on:** August 02, 2006, 06:18:00 PM »

Trinity and Sherlene waits until mother passes out and carry her up to the frieght yard outside of town and put on a fast mail train to anywhere but here.

Trinity · « **Reply #7365 on:** August 02, 2006, 06:21:35 PM »

Then they shoo the poor Sheep Marshal and his sheep out of their yard.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7366 on:** August 02, 2006, 08:07:39 PM »

while all the excitement is going on Trinity has set litl trinity down on the grass, when he goes back to get him, he finds out for the first time

litl trinity likes cats

Delmonico · « **Reply #7367 on:** August 02, 2006, 09:04:28 PM »

(Aouthors Note: I seen that happen to a Lab puppy this afternoon.)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7368 on:** August 02, 2006, 09:26:01 PM »

what did the pup think about that?

Delmonico · « **Reply #7369 on:** August 02, 2006, 09:34:02 PM »

<Didn't mind a bit, I made her let him go and he stole one of her toys, she stole one of his and then they sat on the floor by Grandma and ate animal crackers. One bite for Lexi, one bite for Rowdy. >

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7370 on:** August 02, 2006, 09:40:44 PM »

that's the way our Border Collie is with the grandkids, she doesn't mind whatever they do to her and she never gets upset with them unless she misses her bite of food. then she looks over at me like where's mine.

Trinity · « **Reply #7371 on:** August 02, 2006, 10:01:40 PM »

<<That cat looks like that child is about to start crying!

>>

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #7372 on:** August 03, 2006, 01:35:10 AM »

Quote from: Arcey on August 01, 2006, 02:18:23 PM

Why's it Slim's fault? Yer the one whut lied 'bout 'hotch' goin' uphill 'n cracked onves er whute'er. Got me all excited fer nuttin'...

I'm gonna go get me sum hootch 'n ferget 'bout it................

Arcy the Hotch was under pressure and went up hill when tha spigot broke it tas spryed uphill--then flowed back down. Neton's laws. Ain't you ever seen one of dem dar fire hoses?

Ah has to agree wit Ya You need a slug of Hotch.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #7373 on:** August 03, 2006, 01:39:17 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on August 01, 2006, 08:25:06 PM

"Nope, 'cause Ah don' ex-cep' nobody in mah fambly that don' drank. Mah great gramma made that rule!"

Who says Ah don't drink?

Ah is jus fussy Who Ah drinks with.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #7374 on:** August 03, 2006, 01:55:10 AM »

Ah's don't drink with low down no good, sneek marring, back whackin, K-kniving, Horntoad, Crackpot, Kantancerous Cosieis.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #7375 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:36:40 AM »

The Sheep (spit) herder comes to after Carries beating and its obvious there has been Dain Bramage. He begins hollerin as he halluciminates about Cosies!

Delmonico · « **Reply #7376 on:** August 03, 2006, 08:45:27 AM »

hey send him to the vet in dunning cause the doctor won't treat sheep (spit) herders. The vet says the brain damage is a birth defect and has always been there.

(The rules of the Newbrassky thread say you would have had to say the hooch was under pressure in the said post where it ran up hill, to add that only shows you don't play in "The Spirit of the Game." Look and poor Trinity, he didn't explain the swim suit being to small well enough and now he's got a wife and Twins.)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7377 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:17:53 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 03, 2006, 08:45:27 AM

poor Trinity, he didn't explain the swim suit being to small well enough and now he's got a wife and Twins.)

But at least he knew we couldn't post that picture of Sherlene a strutting around in her itsy bitsy teeweeney bikini

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #7378 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:44:39 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 03, 2006, 08:45:27 AM

hey send him to the vet in dunning cause the doctor won't treat sheep (spit) herders. The vet says the brain damage is a birth defect and has always been there.

(The rules of the Newbrassky thread say you would have had to say the hooch was under pressure in the said post where it ran up hill, to add that only shows you don't play in "The Spirit of the Game." Look and poor Trinity, he didn't explain the swim suit being to small well enough and now he's got a wife and Twins.)

Hey,

Dell, Ah wasn't the one Who plugged the still, and layed a large fire on the Still.

Who's Lying Now?

No good, Lying, Kantancerous, Crackpot, Cosie.

Delmonico · « **Reply #7379 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:16:17 AM »

Where? Quotee Please.

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