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[Trinity]

"Ah'll ait anythin' fried!  Ain' nothin' lahk a crispy jacket on yer food!"

[Sod Buster]

"Ah'll ait anythin' fried!  Ain' nothin' lahk a crispy jacket on yer food!"

Hearin' that Trinity will each "anything fried", Sod Buster brings him a plate of fried grasshoppers from last year's harvest:



Bon Appetit, Little Buddy!

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark fries up 27 eggs and 11 bunny rabbits that the monkey brought home this afternoon. he and Trinity sit down and devour the meat and eggs,  and the grass hoppers for desert with a little of Del's secret hot sause.

I know we just ate, but do you think Del will be back to cook the next meal, if not we aughta  go dodwn to ms collinwoods and see if Sherlene could make us up some flapjacks.

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[Delmonico]

Just so litl rooster can't get the drop on him in this thread, Delmonico shoots him in the butt a couple of times for good measure.

<Authors Note: Thanks fer the idea Sodbuster, ya should have sent litl rooster a PM.> 

[Trinity]

"Shooooo!  That was some kahnda meal OT!!  Thanks to tha stranger fer brangin' them lil crispy thangs.  They was good.  Ah mus' recommen', however, that sherlene don' do no cookin'.  Trust me on this one. "

Trinity looks out the window and sees Delmonico shooting litl rooster.  "What in tarnation is ol' Dail up ta.  Looky, he jus' shot litl rooster in tha bee-hind!"

[Trinity]

Trinity's attention is quickly averted to the monkey who is dancing again.

[Delmonico]

Just before he shoots litl rooster, Delmonico gets back with Reuben and his thrown shoe.

He says, because its; "National Delmonico Shoots litl rooster in the Rear Day"

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark looks out the winder at Del a shooting at litl rooster,  I don't think he's a hitting meat,  I seen litl rooster out there by the barn a stuffing that extrta cast iron  boiler door down the back of his pants and hitching it to his spenders,  yesterday,  I didn't know what he had in mind.

[Delmonico]

Clang, Clang, Clonk.

[Ozark Tracker]

whoops, that clonk didn't sound good for litl rooster

[Delmonico]

With the clonk the plate splits and then it pulls back pichin' a big piece of litl roosters butt hide.

[Delmonico]

Clonk, pince, clonk, pince, then litl rooster goes and hides while Delmonico reloads.

[Ozark Tracker]

with a big blood blister pinched in a tender spot ,  the monkey faints,  they didn't say nothing about him not liking the sight of blood.

come on to little fellar,

we gonna need some more rabbits

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity pulls the plug on a jug and passes it briefly under the monkeys nose,  the monkey comes too climbs the porch post to the roof and does his best tarzan scream.

AAAAAAAAHHH  AAAAAAAAAAhh

[Delmonico]

Delmonico has his pistol reloaded and say's, "afore ya go rabbit huntin' ya 'spose the monkey could tell me where lil rooster is hidin'."

[Ozark Tracker]

The monkey having had to big a whiff of the jug stopper is seeing double and triples  and is jut pointing in every direction.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico hollors for Duke and the yaller dog starts lookin' fer litl rooster.

[Trinity]

...Followed by each of his puppies who are now learning their tracking skills.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico and his pack of trackin' dogs finds litl rooster hidin' in the hay loft under the hay.  Delmonico says, "durn it, if I shoot him in the butt here I might catch the hay on fire."

[Sod Buster]

Just so litl rooster can't get the drop on him in this thread, Delmonico shoots him in the butt a couple of times for good measure.

<Authors Note: Thanks fer the idea Sodbuster, ya should have sent litl rooster a PM.> 

Just for that, Sod Buster loads his shotgun with rock candy and shoots Del in the butt....giving him an instant sugar high.