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[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark walks down to see ifin the voodoo man has got any cure made up.  he has about a pint run off.  Ozark buts it in a mason jar and starts walking back to the house as he passes Slims chicken coop  one of his roosters comes running over to the fence, Ozark pours a little out into the chickens water, the rooster gets him a good drink, Ozark backs up and watches for a little bit.

[litl rooster]

Having been catatonic and silent for a few weeks Stoney come to and wishes he hadn't.   Strapping on both pistols runs to the barn saddles his horse rides out after Slim.  Upon catchin' up with him Pete says, "I hate it when I'm outta it fo so long.  Waking up makes my head hurt."

Author's note>>>>wonders where StoneyPete lernt such a 25 cent werd

Author's note 2>>>Nuthin new from the Sheepherder

[Stoney Pete]

Author's note << not sure where I lernt the big words.  Musta been while I was somnambulistic. >>

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[Silver Creek Slim]

Author's note << not sure where I lernt the big words.  Musta been while I was somnambulistic. >>

<Arthur's note: Now ya made me use the dikshunairy. Shame on ya.> 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Ridding herd with Slim, Stoney feels a sense of relaxation come over him.  He's spent too much time at the ranch.   "Slim, I think I gotta get out more often."

"Yep, it's good to ride the range. To git out in the elements, see critters, and get the lay of the land."

[litl rooster]

"Yep, it's good to ride the range. To git out in the elements, see critters, and get the lay of the land."

Didn't see many sheep did you?

<Arthur's note: Now ya made me use the dikshunairy. Shame on ya.> 

Well ya goin' to keep it a secret?

"Be careful with product from #3!  She's been tainted with Dails Dye-rhear elixer.  "

Yep, that Del's exilir may give ya Dye- rhear



Owning a horse like Pea Eye is what everyman needs, he is aware of any danger 20 minutes before it happens. I can sleep with both eyes closed and  he will war me....In case of the Sheepherder he sleeps too.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes out with a small sharp knife, speakin' Hebrew which no one can understand, he then says, "When I was down makin' the wagon ladies put veils over their faces, they tol't me someone had neglected Trinity when he was a baby.  His mother fergot to have the Rabbi perform a bit of minor surgery.  Does anyone know where he is so I can do it?"

<Authors Note:  Just looked at the weather report, they is predictin' 10 gauges, sheep and dyno-mite tonight.>

[Delmonico]

<Authors note:  Just checked the Doppler Radar, the Sheep, 10 gauge and the dyno-mite are showin' up real close.">

[litl rooster]

 with a chance of strong Salt N Pepr too

[litl rooster]

 fergot.....................he he

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "He's so slow I'll be eatin' supper afore he figgers out what he's gonna say 'bout the sheep, ect.  I've got bigger fish to skin, ya seen Trinity?"

[Marshal harpoluke]

Dell, , its called a Zemmal, kinda like a guiletine.

The Rabbi that does circucision is called a Moil.

Personaly in this case, a Cleiver will suffice.

For His brother, will need a broad axe.

 

 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "Well I was wrong, first time, on other time I thought I was wrong, but found out I was mistaken."

"Now that the sheepherder got him a Websters lets go have some fun and ferget about rep-a-tiss-us posts."

Delmonico puts his knife in his boot in case he runs into Trinity and heads off to see if there is radishes in the garden."
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There are< Buuuuurrp.

[Trinity]

 

"First thangs first... Ah hadta go lookit up too:

Main Entry: som·nam·bu·lism
Pronunciation: säm-'nam-by&-"li-z&m
Function: noun
1 : an abnormal condition of sleep in which motor acts (as walking) are performed
2 : actions characteristic of somnambulism
- som·nam·bu·list  /-list/ noun
- som·nam·bu·lis·tic  /(")säm-"nam-by&-'lis-tik/ adjective
- som·nam·bu·lis·ti·cal·ly  /-ti-k(&-)lE/ adverb

... and now, what with Dail runnin' 'roun' wif that Zemmal thang, Ah thank it's tahm ta git outta here!  Ah ain' too keen on losin' nothin' down thar.  Ah need all's Ah kin git!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sees Trinity runnin, off, Delmonico gets his Sharps and walks into the yard.  He graps some dust and let it drop to gauge the wind.  He then does some figgerin' in his head, adjusts the vernier sight on his Sharps, opens the breech and inserts a shell the size of a small seegar.

He then cocks the hammer, sets the rear trigger and slowly squeezes it.   There is a boom, a cloud of white smoke and the smell of the Easter Egg someone missed last year in the air.  Trinity yelps and continues runnin', Delmonico walks the half mile to where he was and sees a piece of skin on the ground.  

He goes back to the porch and yells out, "Is there any more unclean heathens among ya?  If so speak up afore I clean my Zemmal."

[Trinity]

<<Author reads last post and shakes head.  What won't he think of?>>

Trinity runs for a few yards then looks down and faints.

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note: I'm workin' on the next one, check tommorow, same time, same channel.  BTW ya ever see the episode on Gunsmoke where some of Festus's kin was gonna shoot off his ear, well not the whole ear, just the little hangy down part. >

[litl rooster]

    litl' rooster watchin' what happen to Trinity.....Lever's his rifle and sniff's the chamber...............Nope Del, ain't no Heathens here.

[Delmonico]

Good, he cleans the rifle and puts it away and heads to the barn workshop.

[Ozark Tracker]

After seeing what has befallen Trinity,   Ozark has the local indian to send a emerengcy smoke signal for a good nurse for Trinity,  knowing he's going to need one bad when he comes to.