litl' rooster ever so wary of The Utah Sheepherder, watch's him ride da Sheep out. Firing a shot between the da Sheep's legs. Perfect miss da Sheep hops the Herder falls in a fresh green cow pie. da Sheep runs off with the herder afoot again.
Marshal whirls N grabs His trusty 10ga., racks the action N shoots LR in da tail-feathers with Da Rock Salt, racks the action N Blows LR's Hat off, leavers again n shoots Pea-Eye's tie rope lose, Racks the action again N Shoots the ground betwean Pea-Eye. Shot bounces off ground N hits Pea-Eye N Da Flanks
, the horse Ney's, bucks N takes off at a full gallop fer Da hills.
Marshal closes on LR levals the Mighty 10 n Says, " Got no use fer Backshooters, N Bushwhackers, Ya don't have ta love Ma Sheep, I'de have Ya fer dinner, but your too tough N scrawny, besides it would take me forever ta get the buckshot out.
Marshal ties up LR with da barb-wire. Remounts Da Sheep N rides out to the Dynomite Chicken Ranch.