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[Delmonico]

A wonderin' Sky Pilot dee-skysed as a sheepherder done gave me the religion.   And we'll be safe a Kiowa named Istasha is gonna do a ceramoney to make us bullet proof.

[litl rooster]

Ozark, you see Delmonico, done got Ordained...thru an ad in the back of sum Magazine he was a readin'.

It's now Rev. Delmonico and his rollin' chuckwagon church, where there is a church picnic every Sunday. He would have used Sister Alice's place but her and her ole'man Ray sold it to the railroad. To be used for a dinin' car.  OT you suppose you could hook up a pipe organ to that steam contrapition? I bet Del ....I mean Rev. Delmonico would like that.

[Trinity]

Ozark walks into the house sits down and asks Trinity,  Have you seen the sign that Del's a hanging? 

It says Delmonico Nation, Preaching $5 a sermon, funerals preached, $3  hitching $2.
curses removed,  hexes placed, ask about family discounts.

whats going on ?

"Frien', Ah ain' got no idear!  Just ten minutes ago, he was a writhin' about the ground an' now he's chantin'.  Ah thank he done drunk some of that Tiswin likker what I decided not ta touch no more!   Oh!  An' lookee at that Sheep Marshal out yonder.  He's also yellin, chantin' an' playin' with his bent up shot gun.  It's a good thang he ain' loaded.  Otherwise he'd shoot his knees off'n his laigs!"  

"Whazzat you say litl rooster?  Done got religion?!?!?  Dail??"

[Advertising]

[litl rooster]

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"Whazzat you say litl rooster?  Done got religion?!?!?  Dail??"

Yup!!!! that's what I was tryin' to say.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes over and Lays Hands on Trinity.  "Ya is cured brother, ya is cured, well at least after I salt ya up and hang ya in the smokehouse fer a week or so."

"That is how we cure ya of ever'thin' at the "Church of the Imacculate Dutch Oven."

[Sod Buster]

Yup!!!! that's what I was tryin' to say.

Praise the Lord and pass the Kimchi !!

[litl rooster]

 Sod Buster please pass the Paper Towels back...................slides the crock of kemchi to SD

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster please pass the Paper Towels back...................slides the crock of kemchi to SD

Here ya go:

[Delmonico]

Now Delmonico takes his rug out and faces the mulberry tree out behind the barn.

Ref:   http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,2966.0.html

[Trinity]

Delmonico comes over and Lays Hands on Trinity.  "Ya is cured brother, ya is cured, well at least after I salt ya up and hang ya in the smokehouse fer a week or so."

"That is how we cure ya of ever'thin' at the "Church of the Imacculate Dutch Oven."

"If'n tha dutch oven is imacculate, that means thar ain' no food tonight... don' it???    Ah'll take some of them paper towels, please.  "

[Sod Buster]

"If'n tha dutch oven is imacculate, that means thar ain' no food tonight... don' it???    Ah'll take some of them paper towels, please.  "

It's HAGGIS for dinner tonight since we've got so many sheep pieces laying about..............Time to cut the HAGGIS !!

[litl rooster]

"If'n tha dutch oven is imacculate, that means thar ain' no food tonight... don' it???    Ah'll take some of them paper towels, please.  "

No that means the owner of the pot don't need to fill it...Someone else will

It's HAGGIS for dinner tonight since we've got so many sheep pieces laying about..............Time to cut the HAGGIS !!

Does we need some more sheep? I feel my trigger finger twitchin'

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "We ain't eat none a that sheep guts and oatmeal, I fix sumthin' in the kitchen."

"Ya didn't kill them right Sod Buster, we're goin' Kosher round here."

Delmonico goes inta the kitchen singin' an old Don Williams song.

I don't belive that Heaven waits, for only those who Congegate,
I like to think of God as love he's down below, he's up above.

As supper is cookin' Delmonico looks for his wax cyinders with Red Stegall on them.

(Bet the sheepherder don't listen to Red Stegall.)

[litl rooster]

  Well I am sure he is not on Red's writin' or riding staff









before I forgit ad da Sheep here(_____________________)

[Delmonico]

Dy-no-mite.

[Sod Buster]

Delmonico says, "We ain't eat none a that sheep guts and oatmeal, I fix sumthin' in the kitchen."

"Ya didn't kill them right Sod Buster, we're goin' Kosher round here."

I kill'd them before you got the religion.  Now that you are ordained, you can have the honor of properly sliting their necks.  No one else can do this - only the priest/rabbi can do this....otherwise it don't count.

[Sod Buster]

Does we need some more sheep? I feel my trigger finger twitchin'

We gotta bring Del live sheep now....so that he can offer them up properly with his big ugly knife.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico forgets to put the yeast in the bread.  He bakes it anyway and gets a bottle of wine and hollors "Communion!"

<Authors note, according to the Cowboy version of the Bible, Moses said, "We ain't got time fer the sourdough ta rise, we's gonna have to make flour tortillas.   "Gettin' the Heck Out of Eeee-gib. Chapter 12 verse 14.">

[litl rooster]

I'z rather bring the herder to his Big Ugly Knife.................Any frijollies with them Tortilla's?

[Sod Buster]