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[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico says, "If ya got ta brag about it ya ain't confident that ya have it, folks can tell with out ya tellin."

 

Usually the thing that a person complains about the most is fault that person suffers from the most.

[Delmonico]

Add dynomite.   And a look at me, I done got the religion.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Add dynomite.   And a look at me, I done got the religion.

Well Excuse Me,  Nobody's forcing Ya.

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[Bambino]

Bambino rides in looking for Trinity and finds the Utah Sheep Marshal up to his old, tired antics.  He watches the SM shoot at Delmonico.  Even though he misses, Bambino knows where the SM was aiming.  Bambino steps up, rips the 10ga from SM's hands bonks him on the head and shoots him in the "Privets" with his own gun.  Then he bends the gun into a prezel shape.

As he leaves, he shouts out to anybody that can hear (because the SM surely cannot hear in his current state) "Tell Trinity that he better see ma for Easter!"

[Marshal harpoluke]

Bambino rides in looking for Trinity and finds the Utah Sheep Marshal up to his old, tired antics.  He watches the SM shoot at Delmonico.  Even though he misses, Bambino knows where the SM was aiming.  Bambino steps up, rips the 10ga from SM's hands bonks him on the head and shoots him in the "Privets" with his own gun.  Then he bends the gun into a prezel shape.

As he leaves, he shouts out to anybody that can hear (because the SM surely cannot hear in his current state) "Tell Trinity that he better see ma for Easter!"

Little Child is halucinationg again.   Ah ain't missed with Da 10ga--ever.  Ah may be slow, but I'm ahead of You.

No body,NO Body bends My 1901.  Ever.

Hey Bambino, Did Ya get the number of the Train that hit Ya?  

 

 




(Score: Soil Eroders 5000, Bambino 0)

[Trinity]

Trinity rides up after visiting with his mother back east ((fast horse  )) and sees the Sheep Marshal crying and mumbling incoherently about his shotgun which seems to have been bent into a pretzel.  Knowing Bambino's proclivity toward bending shooting irons, Trinity knows that he has been to the ranch.

"Ah wonner why he weren't at the fammly's house!"

"Dail, we's gotta do somethin' bout that crazy feller. <<pointing at the Nevada Sheep Marshal>>  It don' look good fer tha newcomers!"

[Marshal harpoluke]

Trinity rides up after visiting with his mother back east ((fast horse  )) and sees the Sheep Marshal crying and mumbling incoherently about his shotgun which seems to have been bent into a pretzel.  Knowing Bambino's proclivity toward bending shooting irons, Trinity knows that he has been to the ranch.

"Ah wonner why he weren't at the fammly's house!"

"Dail, we's gotta do somethin' bout that crazy feller. <<pointing at the Nevada Sheep Marshal>>  It don' look good fer tha newcomers!"

Trinity Ya been smokin Da rope again.   

Shotgun works just fine, barells straght, ya better change Yer Jug N, Brand of Rope.

Happy Resurection Day/  He is Risen indeed!

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim rides in the dooryard remembering to duck his head. He takes the horse into the barn, unsaddles it, and cares for it. He gathers eggs and milch. He takes them along with his "Mighty Ten" and saddlebags into the house. He puts the perishables into the icebox. He calls out, "Is anyone home?"

[litl rooster]

from the  _edgewood room, little rooster hears a familiar voice.....Washing up with the hot water gizmo...He goes to the Kitchen.  Slim, did you bring cheese with holes in it this time. Seems to be a lot of Ham leftover....Let me make you a omolet

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Yep, got the white kind with big holes in the icebox. I would enjoy an omelet, thanks."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish comes in to get some coffee, well lookit that, Slim's here an he aint got no knot on hiz haid! 

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Why would I have a knot on ma haid?" 

[Trinity]

Trinity walks into the kitchen where Slim and Lucky Irish Tom are chatting. 

"Fellers" Trinity starts and points out the window at a half crazed sheep herder kicking at the dust and yelling incoherently while shaking his fist in the air.  "Ah'm worried 'bout that there feller.  Ah thank he done gone off tha deep end.  D'ya s'pose that mah brother swatted him too hard?  "

[Delmonico]

Delmonico is out in the yard, he has built a stone alter and is pilin' wood up around a lamb he has just kilt with a big ugly knife, a splash of coal oil and a lucifer and the fire is goin'.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at his big pocket watch and drags a small rug out into the yard and faces Mecca.

[Trinity]

Trinity stares into the fire and takes a swig from his jug.  "Ah'll bet thars some kinda symbology hair, but Ah shore don' know what it is.  Purty fahr, though.  "

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets up from his rug, pats a Brama Bull on the rump and bows down to it.  

[Trinity]

Trinity stares into the fire and takes a swig from his jug.  "Ah'll bet thars some kinda symbology hair, but Ah shore don' know what it is.  Purty fahr, though.  "

Trinity stares at Delmonico on his little rug, shakes his head and begins shrieking: "LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa"

<<Arthurs note:  If Delmonico begins to bathe in the bulls urine, Trinity is leaving.  >>

[Delmonico]

Delmonico then writes a thesis and goes down the road to the church and nails it on the door.

Finished with that he goes in and reads his new book, "Signs of the Times." He decides that Mrs' White has some interestin' ideas.  But he likes Mr. Smith idea fer more than one wife.    But then Mr. Wesley has some good idears also.  

Perhaps he can combine a bit from all of them and form his own denomer-nation.  

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark walks into the house sits down and asks Trinity,  Have you seen the sign that Del's a hanging? 

It says Delmonico Nation, Preaching $5 a sermon, funerals preached, $3  hitching $2.
curses removed,  hexes placed, ask about family discounts.

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