Author Topic: The Tall Tales Lost and Found Dept. El Peludo Manager (Read 62445 times)

Delmonico · « **Reply #20 on:** May 31, 2006, 09:39:48 AM »

I wonder what a Red Head is doin' with that kind of perioxide? Do I see a change in the wind? Hey now where can I hide?

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #21 on:** June 01, 2006, 11:36:24 AM »

Is this where I can lose my headcold?

Slim

Delmonico · « **Reply #22 on:** June 01, 2006, 05:33:22 PM »

If ya do, El Peludo will find it and return it ta ya.

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litl rooster · « **Reply #23 on:** June 03, 2006, 11:28:27 AM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on May 30, 2006, 07:51:00 PM

litl rooster, you got that right, we always just reached right in and then wiped em off on the ground later.

or the cows back, depending on her temperment

and how good the rope is holding

Quote from: El Peludo on May 30, 2006, 11:26:03 PM

. Anybody need a shave?? I need to unwind a bit!!

I could use a haircut ifn' I had not Lost it allready

El Peludo · « **Reply #24 on:** June 04, 2006, 10:29:08 AM »

Hey, Li'l Rooster, I got's lotsa hairy - uh, hair, I mean; it's mostly from the top of my ears down, though, and some of it is sort of curly

, and it really don't like to be removed from it's normal place of residence. Once in a while, though, I relocate a few of the errant stragglers on my cheeks and neck to the floor, and have to pay a feller named Chuck to help - recalcitrant li'l buggers, they is.

Delmonico · « **Reply #25 on:** June 07, 2006, 05:48:58 PM »

Delmonico comes in, "I was blowin' my nose this mornin' and it tore the kleenix, I've been lookin' all over the house and I can't find where the booger went, it hit the bathroom door and then bounced off the computor, if anyone finds it, let me know.

Trinity · « **Reply #26 on:** June 07, 2006, 05:51:17 PM »

I think it got stuck on the ceiling fan.

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #27 on:** June 07, 2006, 07:04:48 PM »

I saw Trinity flicking something around earlier.

Delmonico · « **Reply #28 on:** June 07, 2006, 07:08:01 PM »

Ya wouldn't belive how 3 days of cookin' dries yer sinuses out.

Trinity · « **Reply #29 on:** June 07, 2006, 07:16:23 PM »

I hope that's not cause they kept dripping into the pot until there was no more to drip!

Delmonico · « **Reply #30 on:** June 07, 2006, 07:19:12 PM »

Naw, the soot and smoke mix in and keep it from drippin' them kleenix tearin' riccocetin. boogers is what happens for the next few days.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #31 on:** June 08, 2006, 09:06:15 AM »

I wish I could lose some boogers. I know TMI.

Slim

Russ T Chambers · « **Reply #32 on:** June 08, 2006, 11:06:39 AM »

Saw a thing on the Science Channel the other day that said: "Most of our Universe is missing". Think someone may have turned it into El Peludo, and he has it on some back shelf?

Delmonico · « **Reply #33 on:** June 08, 2006, 11:46:05 AM »

Could be, there could be anything back there, maybe even Jimmy Hoffa, or that lady flyer they keep lookin' for.

What about Flight 59?

Arcey · « **Reply #34 on:** June 08, 2006, 11:58:18 AM »

Hoffas in an end zone it Giants Stadium. Didn't even give 'im a seat on the fifty. That ole gal is still up there, ain't outtah gas yet. Flight 19 is in the Oki.. Oka. Okeefino.. Some damned swamp in Jo-ja.....

litl rooster · « **Reply #35 on:** June 08, 2006, 04:14:07 PM »

Quote from: Arcey on June 08, 2006, 11:58:18 AM

Hoffas in an end zone it Giants Stadium. Didn't even give 'im a seat on the fifty. That ole gal is still up there, ain't outtah gas yet. Flight 19 is in the Oki.. Oka. Okeefino.. Some damned swamp in Jo-ja.....

The lady flyer run off with a younger man she met at a filling station on the trip.

Arcey · « **Reply #36 on:** June 08, 2006, 04:46:21 PM »

Ohhhhh so that's whut's goin' on...............

Delmonico · « **Reply #37 on:** June 08, 2006, 04:55:02 PM »

So what happened to the drunken navi-gator? I ]'ve always figgered thats what happened, the navi-gator passed out and a wimen was left with the map,

Arcey · « **Reply #38 on:** June 08, 2006, 04:59:17 PM »

Naw. She'd ah stopped it 7-11 'n asked an equally clueless clerk................

Delmonico · « **Reply #39 on:** June 08, 2006, 05:03:15 PM »

T'ain't funny had a customer call one time to find directions to the store, Map Quest ran then into a bad detour, he was at a 7-11 on his cell phone, the clerk did not know how to get here, I asked where he was, the clerk did not know where the 7-11 was.

The customer went out to his car and stopped it at the street sign, no problem after that.

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