Oh! the simple things we do to Wreck ourselves.
I was not going to own up to my latest, but since you opened to door, I'll testify....
I flipped my electric mobile scooter; it reared up like an Unbroke bronco.
Landing on my back with front wheels pointed towards Heaven, and me on my keester still in the seat.
I'm glad no one saw it, Hell I even laughed at my own ridicules position.
I was unhurt but might have turned out way different. The tools, 18V cordless drill, 16 oz hammer,
a pair of plyers, a bag of screws, the scooters charger, my ball cap and sundried misc. parts catapulted over my head at some force.
The above missiles missed my face and cranium by about a foot. Nor did I smack the back of my head
or cause whiplash.
I was in the seat, something akin to a space launch position. No one home, cell phone in the house....
Laying there for several moments, assessing any personal harm.
The whole experience, was like in slow motion, when I realized I did not
off myself, and absurdity set in
I laughed, looking around assuring myself no one, anyone saw my stupidity.
Note to self, DON"T try to jump the sidewalk from the lawn at a 90-degree angle. the wheely that ensues
is not sustainable because the scoot is both top & rear heavy.
I figured I might have some pain set in sometime later, so far so good
Feel better Major, laugh at my Wreck, laughter is a feel better remedy