Ah, Festivus...
Yes, dear friends, there are those of us that do celebrate the extra-curricular Holidays, complete with Poles and etc.
Alas, pictures are forbidden to be taken of those celebrating Festivus as they might be considered offensive and completely ridiculous to some, however, if the celebrant succumbs to a fall from Grace such as M.M. has devulged to this forum in such great and minutia-style detail, he has opened himself to a carte' blanche expose' of whatever appears, anytime, anyplace, any forum.
Hmmm...let's see, a pic of M.M. with a still-wrapped C&B held high in one hand and his 'New' rifle in the other with a platter of cookies in his lap and a sprig of Mistletoe dangling over his head...yep, that oughta do it, where's the camera!
Best regards and don't fret M.M., she'll understand...someday!
'Ol Gabe