Eggs over easy if they have chili on top. Hard and broke get cheese and become samwhich. No boiled unless deviled, deviled eggs are to be a bit hot with hot mustard, preferably Colemans, other wise they are just a form of egg salad.
Google Deviled, was a recent discussion at our house.
Oatmeal is served to punish sick people in hospitals like Jello.
You never had to search for my sausage, no whoppin' biscuits.