Not bragging, . . . nor complaining, . . . but at 70, I've managed to escape most of the idiotic and/or careless things I've done in my life.
Motorcycles, fast cars, slow trucks, guns, chain saws, sloped roofs, . . . all could have "done me in" so to speak, . . . but some prayers and a guardian angel (or two maybe) seem to have kept the old boy safe.
Worst thing I did lately, . . . put a .45ACP round through my wife's living room floor. Long story on stupidity, . . . but nobody and nothing but the plywood & floor covering were hurt.
Guess I could be the "innocent" on this thread, . . . just as soon stay that way.
May God bless,
Dwight