Dear Marshal'ette

[Tensleep]

That underwear had mooses.... BIG mooses darlin'...................... 

 

A BIG MOOSE?!??!   Was THAT what that was?!?!
 

And one more thing.. I think I need to get something settled here.

When you invite me to your room, I think that I should get more of the bed than Querida Kate!
Why did SHE get to have ALL the pillows and I had to be at the bottom of the bed with none??

Now girls.............

[Tensleep]

Ummmmm. . . .  because I like to be on....er.....up top?

Besides, I was there first.  That's what ya get for being late.

Must say though, it was a pleasure to watch an "older & more experienced" woman show me how it's done.   

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, well ya see............

That's right, first come, first served. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Musta been Mooses on tha unnerbritches, cause them look like big ol ugly Moose feet in tha piture!

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