For the Marshal'ette...

[The Arapaho Kid]

Marshal'ette:  Here is the "new" "improved" Time out Chair.  This one is made of Eastern Hardwoods and not Pine, therefore...it is much stronger and will hold more weight.  Please note the hair like mane and tail.  This is a new, added feature that the other Time Out Chair didn't have.  This chair comes in two models.  The one seen in the photograph and a Palomino model for the Roy Rogers fans who are needing a little time out from their normal posting.  Also please note the saddle.  This can come equipped with an option of a lockable seat belt to keep the "rider" firmly in place during his/her time out session.

For more information on these "new" "improved" Time Out chairs.....please call The Arapaho Kid at this number 1-800-YOU GUESS

[jiminy criquet]

I don't think I like that.

[The Arapaho Kid]

I don't think I like that.

You mean...you don't know...fer sure?  Look at it this way:  Something like this beats the tar out of a plain old chair!

[Advertising]

[The Arapaho Kid]

Pictured here is the Roy Rogers model of the Time Out Chair.  Please note:  This is a Palomino.  This chair comes with all the features of the other chairs.  Special requests for added features will be considered.

For information call:  1-800-YOU-GUESS

[jiminy criquet]

LOL!  A joke/parody gets moved to "The Vendor's Alley"?

Call 1-800-NO-THANKS if you don't want one.

By the way ...the "hair like mane" looks like a bad toupee.

[Marshal'ette Halloway]

I don't think I like that.

Well if that's how you feel.. you best be on your good manner side then Mr Jiminy..
 or you may be the first one in reporting how the ride is..
In fact you BOTH better behave ..cause if the time out horse  don't get you ..
I sure as heck will...

Now both you boys understand me?

[The Arapaho Kid]

I don't think I like that.

Well if that's how you feel.. you best be on your good manner side then Mr Jiminy..
 or you may be the first one in reporting how the ride is..
In fact you BOTH better behave ..cause if the time out horse  don't get you ..
I sure as heck will...

Now both you boys understand me?

HOLD THE PHONE HERE!  STOP THE PRESSES!  I'M THE VENDOR, NOT THE OFFENDER!

[RRio]

   LOL

Caught my butt nappin' big time!

LOL


RRio

[The Arapaho Kid]

This is our official Cowboy Model Time Out Chair.  Please note the Western scenes that have been skilfully hand painted on it by the artisans in our decorating department.  We can add a sound box to this model and you can make it whinny on your command.  Our electronically remastered whinny disks sound just like the real thing and you won't be able to tell the difference between that and the real whinny.  Among SASS members...this is our most popular model.  We can't keep these in stock!  Your very own Marshal'ette has ordered one of these with the whinny disks installed. She also ordered a special piece of equipment for this one.  A leather rolling pin boot, not shown in the pictrue.   She said she had a "special someone" who would be mounting and riding this one if he didn't clean up his act!

So...get your orders in on this model early.  These are hot sellers and they don't last too long in our showroom on the corner of Spruce and Goose, right across the street from Bubba's Saloon.

For more information...please call 1-800-YOU-GUESS

[RRio]

 She said she had a "special someone" who would be mounting and riding this one if he didn't clean up his act!

I guess that would be...  ... me?   

[The Arapaho Kid]

 She said she had a "special someone" who would be mounting and riding this one if he didn't clean up his act!

I guess that would be...  ... me?   

Nope!  Rawhide....you ain't ridin' this'n!  Someone else has dibbs on the first ride.  I ain't sayin' who!

[The Arapaho Kid]

I be lookin' fer the Marshal.  Got me a special hoss fer him t'ride!

[Marshal'ette Halloway]

I would love to be able to answer this... but for once, I can't think of one dang thing to say!

Whinney Discs??   Rolling Pin Boot??
The Spruce and Goose



Although I teased Rap and Jiminy about riding it.. that was only teasing...
but the Marshal??
I'm lookin' for a saddle ..cause I have a feelin' that he is going to be in it on a regular basis.

[The Arapaho Kid]

I would love to be able to answer this... but for once, I can't think of one dang thing to say!

Whinney Discs??   Rolling Pin Boot??
The Spruce and Goose



Although I teased Rap and Jiminy about riding it.. that was only teasing...
but the Marshal??
I'm lookin' for a saddle ..cause I have a feelin' that he is going to be in it on a regular basis.

The whinny disks are to add realism for the rider and can be purchased with a long whinny, or several short ones.  Buyers choice.
The rolling pin boot is a special added feature.  The buyer can also purchase a Beer Bottle Boot, a Frying Pan Boot,  a Flit Gun Boot for those nasty Horse Flies,  and special request boots can be made up in the buyers choice of leather.
Spruce and Goose are cross streets here in Cas City.  They are centrally located and are the homes for several businesses here.  Bubba's Saloon, The Rocking Time Out Horse factory, Nelly's Mini Mercantile and The Cas City Third National Bank.  Everyone knows the corner of Spruce and Goose!

[Marshal'ette Halloway]

Everyone knows the corner of Spruce and Goose!??

I didn't.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Everyone knows the corner of Spruce and Goose!??

I didn't.

WELL YA DO NOW!   

[The Arapaho Kid]

THE MARSHAL'ETTE'S NEW TOY:



THIS LITTLE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT DEVICE IS MADE OF EASTERN HARD ROCK MAPLE.  IT IS A FULL FOUR INCHES IN DIAMETER AND NINTEEN INCHES LONG AND WEIGHS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF FIVE POUNDS.  THE EASY GRIP HANDLES CAN BE USED WET, OR DRY.  A SPECIAL NON SLIP VARNISH HAS BEEN USED ON THEM.  THIS NOT SO LITTLE BEAN BASHER COMES WITH A MONEY BACK GUARANTEE.  IF IT DOESN'T CHANGE SOMEONE'S ATTITUDE...SEND IT BACK FOR A FULL REFUND NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

[RRio]

THE MARSHAL'ETTE'S NEW TOY:



THIS LITTLE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT DEVICE IS MADE OF EASTERN HARD ROCK MAPLE.  IT IS A FULL FOUR INCHES IN DIAMETER AND NINTEEN INCHES LONG AND WEIGHS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF FIVE POUNDS.  THE EASY GRIP HANDLES CAN BE USED WET, OR DRY.  A SPECIAL NON SLIP VARNISH HAS BEEN USED ON THEM.  THIS NOT SO LITTLE BEAN BASHER COMES WITH A MONEY BACK GUARANTEE.  IF IT DOESN'T CHANGE SOMEONE'S ATTITUDE...SEND IT BACK FOR A FULL REFUND NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Could be my imagination, or maybe I am seeing things, but that rolling pin looks like it's got your  name all over it!

[The Arapaho Kid]

THE MARSHAL'ETTE'S NEW TOY:



THIS LITTLE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT DEVICE IS MADE OF EASTERN HARD ROCK MAPLE.  IT IS A FULL FOUR INCHES IN DIAMETER AND NINTEEN INCHES LONG AND WEIGHS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF FIVE POUNDS.  THE EASY GRIP HANDLES CAN BE USED WET, OR DRY.  A SPECIAL NON SLIP VARNISH HAS BEEN USED ON THEM.  THIS NOT SO LITTLE BEAN BASHER COMES WITH A MONEY BACK GUARANTEE.  IF IT DOESN'T CHANGE SOMEONE'S ATTITUDE...SEND IT BACK FOR A FULL REFUND NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Could be my imagination, or maybe I am seeing things, but that rolling pin looks like it's got your  name all over it!

WELL OF COURSE IT HAS MY NAME ON IT!  I INVENTED IT!   

[The Arapaho Kid]

WHO WILL BE RIDING THIS HOSS?