Kid, is it true you used to work at the original Long Branch.
Oh good heavens yes! I helped build the original one!I was born about a million years ago....
And there's not a thing in the world that I don't know!
I saw Peter, Paul and Moses.....playing ring around the roses....
And I'll whup the man who says it isn't so!
Queen Elizabeth, she fell in love with me!
We were married in Milwaukee secretly.
But I got tired and shook her...And ran off with General Hooker...
To go shootin' skeeters down in Tennessee!