Frugal Cowboy Meal
by Kent Rollins
This ain't no doggone "Hardee's"
And it ain't no "Mick-eDee's"
There ain't no drive-up window
And a menu you want see
This is just an ole Chuckwagon
That's been through hell and back
There won't be any happy meals
Cause my food want fit in a sack
We don't give no little toy
With the meal that you receive
But we'll pass out the Rolaids
There the only thing that's free
We ain't got no purdy waitress
To bring out your gourmet meal
Just an ole wore out camp cook
Who's nasty, mean and ill
'Cause he's been up early, a fixin
Your meal it didn't come pre-cooked
And there ain't no telling what fell in
When you weren't there to look
But my coffee's always hot
And you wont find no preservatives here
And the meat is s always 100% pure
Mostly coyote, beef or deer
Now don't go getting squeamish
Cause we ain't killed nobody yet
And you'll get a free coupon
For a free visit to the vet
So, get up here in line, folks
For a Frugal Cowboy Meal
Before ole cookie starts tenderizing
With them big ole wagon wheels!
I found this lookin' fer sumthin' else, thought it reminded me of someone I know.
"Just an ole wore out camp cook who's nasty, mean and ill."