"It Never Rains in California..."

[Delmonico]

You guys out there are always whinin' when it ain't sunny and warm, we got 10-20 inches more of snow coming, although it don't sound like we are gonna get the sub zero temps and the up to 50 mph winds with it.

Geez, you guys get an ittly bitty whimpy tornado the other day and it was on the national news right away, from the picture it was stugglin' to make F-0.



(Yes I was wathin' the doppler, wasn't much, hard to call it a super cell.)

[El Peludo]

"..... but girl, I'm here to warn ya', it pours, man, it pours!"

Yep, ever so often, it does.  And the only folks who complain are most of the immigrants, which are about 90% of the states population.  (Remember, I am a displaced native Southern Californian - I got the right to gripe if I want to.)

Here in Lost Wages, the complain factor is the same: everyone (again, 99% immigrants) squawks about how dry it is, lack of rain (it is a desert for cryin' out loud), and now we've had almost an inch of rainfall in the past two days, and they're whinin' about all the rain, and wondering when it's gonna stop. 

All of y'all keep safe; I know you will, but I gotta say it just the same.

[Daniel Nighteyes]

I wuz wonderin' how long it would take before Del chimed in with his macho "tougher than alla youse"  act.  I see it wasn't long...   

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[Daniel Nighteyes]

A question:  How much wind does it take to move a seven-pound rock a distance of seven feet nine inches?  'Cause that's how much wind was in my back yard this afternoon.

[Daniel Nighteyes]

Any one know when the next Ventura Gun Show is?

                               tEN wOLVES  

March 13th and 14th, followed by

June 5th and 6th

September 11th and 12th

November 13th and 14th

(I used to have a table at the Ventura shows, and they still send me the information.)

[Delmonico]

I wuz wonderin' how long it would take before Del chimed in with his macho "tougher than alla youse"  act.  I see it wasn't long...   

Not my fault yer all whimps and whine about the weather.

[Daniel Nighteyes]

Not my fault yer all whimps and whine about the weather.

 

[Delmonico]

Come on out here this spring and we'll find you a good one, fact is we won't have to leave the parking lot at work:

[Forty Rod]

I wuz wonderin' how long it would take before Del chimed in with his macho "tougher than alla youse"  act.  I see it wasn't long...   

Nothin' good to brag about back there, so they brag about how tough it is.  Like folks in Seattle brag about rain and bad, overpriced coffee, an' Texans brag about dang near anything.  We don't have to brag about
how wonderful we are and how good it is here.... most of the time.

Why, we even have ground that dances, and air we can see, and politicians that keep us honed down real fine.

[GunClick Rick]

Hell i used to piss the chollos off on purpose to get them to chase me.They all had them lowered 63-64 Chevies and i had a souped up VW,i'd aim right at em playin chicken then they would try to turn around and get me,but i was already headed back the other way~~~~beep beep beep,baaa haaa haa,they never could catch me and i would do it when i had a buddy ridin shotgun,by the time i ditched "em" and pulled over they would be white as a ghost and mummy stiff. Rode by myself alot..

[WaddWatsonEllis]

Forty Rod,

I volunteer for a free kitchen during the week, and end up exchanging the usual 'how ya doin' pleasantries with people coming in ...

I remember asking one fella, who had a real right to be angry, how he was doing ...

His answer was, 'Well, I'm on the right side of the grass...."

Which has become my mantra for bad days ... 'well, at least I am on the right side of the grass (to which I add, and still breathing)' ....

[WaddWatsonEllis]

Speaking of rain,

I have just watched 'Last Stand at Sabre River" two plus times ... I think it is time to put on 'The Professionals'

[Delmonico]

Nothin' good to brag about back there, so they brag about how tough it is.  Like folks in Seattle brag about rain and bad, overpriced coffee, an' Texans brag about dang near anything.  We don't have to brag about
how wonderful we are and how good it is here.... most of the time.

Why, we even have ground that dances, and air we can see, and politicians that keep us honed down real fine.

Hey we had a quake about a month ago, wimpy one like yer tornader, 3.5.  You can have the dirty air, I can see a lot of stars from town and our bad polly-tit-ion that's been in the news lately ain't likey to get re-elected in 2012, he got booed out of a resteraunt while he was back over the break.

[GunClick Rick]

wait till ya see the quake were gonna have in a few weeks..Our fault line is the same fault that goes streight to Haities

[Daniel Nighteyes]

Come on out here this spring and we'll find you a good one, fact is we won't have to leave the parking lot at work:

Nah, I've seen plenty of 'em in my time, both the landlubberly and the seagoing kinds.

[Daniel Nighteyes]

...Our fault line is the same fault that goes streight to Haities.

Some folks would say it goes straight to Hades, or they'd like it to.

[GunClick Rick]

 

[Modoc]

[Forty Rod]

Hey we had a quake about a month ago, wimpy one like yer tornader, 3.5.  You can have the dirty air, I can see a lot of stars from town and our bad polly-tit-ion that's been in the news lately ain't likey to get re-elected in 2012, he got booed out of a resteraunt while he was back over the break.

Call that restaurant up and give 'em a great big ATTATBOY!!! from me.  I don't even care what party he / she / it lays claim to, they almost all have a BOOOOing coming.

[Delmonico]

Call that restaurant up and give 'em a great big ATTATBOY!!! from me.  I don't even care what party he / she / it lays claim to, they almost all have a BOOOOing coming.

Agree with ya pard, sad thing till about a month ago I liked Ben.  Met him years ago when he was Gov, came over to meet me at the State Fair.  In his defense, he really liked my Sharps and asked to look it over.  Even invited him to supper but her has prier commitments.