Where's Calamity Jane?

[Forty Rod]

Haven't heard from her in a 'coon's age.

[Howdy Doody]

I tried that a month or so ago. She is probably busy practicing for the Winter Olympics. They are gonna be in in Canada this year.

So, I will watch the skating coverage and see how she is doing. I'll be rooting for her. I would imagine part of her freestyle program will have some good old blackpowder explosions and stuff like that in it.