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Trinity · « **Reply #320 on:** June 19, 2005, 08:58:15 PM »

With a loud crash, Trinity's jug smashes to pieces and the remaining contents soak his shirt as the bullet continues its path and lodges itself in the side of the house. Unshaken, Trinity removes his shirt and wrings as much of the liquid into his mouth as he can.

Knowing his access to the Dismal will no longer be legally available, he packs up his still and supplies and heads for the hills where he finds a nice hinding spot with a natural spring. In an hour, Trinity is already producing his recipe.

litl rooster · « **Reply #321 on:** June 20, 2005, 04:41:31 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on June 19, 2005, 08:58:15 PM

With a loud crash, Trinity's jug smashes to pieces and the remaining contents soak his shirt as the bullet continues its path and lodges itself in the side of the house. Unshaken, Trinity removes his shirt and wrings as much of the liquid into his mouth as he can.

Knowing his access to the Dismal will no longer be legally available, he packs up his still and supplies and heads for the hills where he finds a nice hinding spot with a natural spring. In an hour, Trinity is already producing his recipe.

Laughing to myself when I realized Trinty still thinks he is a head of the game...Delmonico got the mineral rights, spring water is from under the ground

:PHe'll have to deal with Delmonico for that mineral water

Cherokee Jem · « **Reply #322 on:** June 20, 2005, 09:39:57 PM »

Jem tells Trinity about a stream on his land. But he also says in exchange for legal water, he has to provide 1 jug a week for the reynolds homestead.

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Delmonico · « **Reply #323 on:** June 21, 2005, 11:30:02 AM »

No soap, the water would still belong to lil rooster.

How ever he might trade some water fer a few jugs, heck fer a small fee I might even provide Trinity with some coal fer his still.

litl rooster · « **Reply #324 on:** June 21, 2005, 07:00:42 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on June 21, 2005, 11:30:02 AM

No soap, the water would still belong to lil rooster. How ever he might trade some water fer a few jugs, heck fer a small fee I might even provide Trinity with some coal fer his still.

This might work.....for medicable pour-poses only

Trinity · « **Reply #325 on:** June 21, 2005, 07:14:59 PM »

"Com'on Shents, Ah'll pony up however mush y'all wan. *hic*"

Cherokee Jem · « **Reply #326 on:** June 23, 2005, 08:11:08 PM »

Jem takes out a flask and pours him a drink...

litl rooster · « **Reply #327 on:** June 24, 2005, 07:51:38 AM »

still laughing at the a-neb-reated Trinty I kick the broken chards of the jug out of the way. There now Trinty I think a jug a year will do.(Being a tea Toadler)Let me unlock the the gate dam and get you back in business.

Trinity · « **Reply #328 on:** June 24, 2005, 10:22:12 PM »

Oh, thankee pard! Ah shore do 'ppreciate that! Tea? Ah got me a good recipe fer tea, kin Ah fix you some?

Cherokee Jem · « **Reply #329 on:** June 26, 2005, 08:12:59 PM »

Jem grins, trying to imagine trinity drinking tea... Can you make mine with no alcohol?

Trinity · « **Reply #330 on:** June 26, 2005, 08:20:15 PM »

"Huh???"

Cherokee Jem · « **Reply #331 on:** June 30, 2005, 10:14:12 PM »

Jem arrives from the ranch, bringing the supplies he needs to go hunting the next morning. He almost hopes some friends will arrive to help and be company while waiting for the game to appear...

litl rooster · « **Reply #332 on:** July 01, 2005, 04:02:40 AM »

Passing Jem on his way into camp, I notice he is packing lots of hunting supplies. I hope he brought ICE it's awful warm to be hanging meat this time of year. $:-\$

Trinity · « **Reply #333 on:** July 01, 2005, 10:40:32 PM »

"Whacha gonna hunt, pard? Here. I bought ya this to keep ya company!" Trinity hands over a jug to Jem.

"It might 'ffect yer aim, so shoot plenty, mah pappy always used to say."

Delmonico · « **Reply #334 on:** July 02, 2005, 10:16:09 AM »

On the trail ahead of Trinity and Jem is Delmonico.

Takin' a hint from old "Looney Tunes" cartoons, Delmonico posts a sign that says "Elaphant Season Open."

With out noticing the misspelling, the two are off on an Elaphant hunt.

Cherokee Jem · « **Reply #335 on:** July 04, 2005, 06:12:14 AM »

Seen any elefunts trinity? Jem keeps his rifle close at hand.

Prairie Pearl · « **Reply #336 on:** July 05, 2005, 12:12:54 PM »

Off in the distance, Pearl caught sight of the hunting party through the spyglass.

Zeb · « **Reply #337 on:** July 05, 2005, 12:18:09 PM »

Zeb reins up and looks back at his companion.

"Whatcha lookin' at Darlin'?"

Zeb asks Pearl.

Prairie Pearl · « **Reply #338 on:** July 05, 2005, 12:43:05 PM »

"Ya mean besides yer butt?"

Zeb · « **Reply #339 on:** July 05, 2005, 01:31:59 PM »

Zeb looks at Pearl and then says, "Now dang it Pearl, yer surposed ta be lookin' fer SABRE TOOTHED SQUIRRELS!

Ya'll find in in tha trees hangin' upside down and hangin' by 'eir tails!"

He sees her looking through the glass and then back to the back of his saddle.

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