A true made up tale of the west...

[Delmonico]

Trinity awakens and finds out it was just a dream, big robert is not back from the dead 'cause the newspaper headline he's covered himself with says, "Local Man Poops Himself to Death".

[litl rooster]

$14.75 and you pay the pony rider freight

[Cherokee Jem]

Delmonico wakes up from a big beating from Jems Father, and realizes it was all a dream...by the way, 32. is bull, that is a 44 russian SW. and there aint nada on the grips. 32. aint big enough for a derringer! Jem smiles at Dels obvious distaste for getting his tail beat, and Jem ponders why his father didn't shoot him. Jem goes hunting little rooster and trinity to see if they would like to buy a horse...

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[Delmonico]

Jem wakes up to find he's dreamin' again and he's tied to the back of Delmonico's mule.      Delmonico is takin' him to Yankee Hill south of Lincoln to the Nebrassky Insane Assylum as oreded by Dr. Mc Coy, since hes been havin' bad dreams after wingin' himself in the head.

Jem should have checked cause Delmonico ain't never rode a horse in any Tall Tales thread, it's always a mule.

$19.98 and I'll pay the freight but it'll come by Brown Stage Coach if I have to pay.   The Overnight "Pony" Express is to expensive.  The mice you need to shoot can wait a few extra days.

[Delmonico]

When Delmonico gets Jem to the Insane Assylum at Yankee Hill Newbrassky they decide he is sufferin' from lead poisin' and not from his head wound.

When Delmonico gets back to town he finds Trinity, "Hey pard, run over to the Newbrassky thread and replace the solder on yer stills with lead free type, Ya done poisoned Jem.

[litl rooster]

Jem wakes up to find he's dreamin' again and he's tied to the back of Delmonico's mule. Delmonico is takin' him to Yankee Hill south of Lincoln to the Nebrassky Insane Assylum as oreded by Dr. Mc Coy, since hes been havin' bad dreams after wingin' himself in the head.

Jem should have checked cause Delmonico ain't never rode a horse in any Tall Tales thread, it's always a mule.

$19.98 and I'll pay the freight but it'll come by Brown Stage Coach if I have to pay. The Overnight "Pony" Express is to expensive. The mice you need to shoot can wait a few extra days.

$19.98 you drive a hard bargin, but stick it on the stage

[Delmonico]

Works for me, there's a couple a dozen rounds in the belt loops.

[litl rooster]

Delmonico wakes up from a big beating from Jems Father, and realizes it was all a dream...by the way, 32. is bull, that is a 44 russian SW. and there aint nada on the grips. 32. aint big enough for a derringer! Jem smiles at Dels obvious distaste for getting his tail beat, and Jem ponders why his father didn't shoot him. Jem goes hunting little rooster and trinity to see if they would like to buy a horse...

Jem I am in the cattle business but if the horse is in good flesh and sound I might be interested.

Works for me, there's a couple a dozen rounds in the belt loops.

OKay we gove deals cooking now Delmonico

[Delmonico]

Authors Note:  we'll have to wait till he's out of the Insane assylum afore he can sell the horse.   Me thinks he'll figger somthin' out.  Bet he's easier to pick on than Slim ever was.   Slim always circled the bait a time or two.

[litl rooster]

Authors Note: we'll have to wait till he's out of the Insane assylum afore he can sell the horse. Me thinks he'll figger somthin' out. Bet he's easier to pick on than Slim ever was. Slim always circled the bait a time or two.

Heck we don't even have to set 2 traps around the buried skunk with him

[Delmonico]

lil rooster, 'member when we were young and green and all the ol' farts picked on us, "Well I was a doing that afore yer mom would quit slappin' yer dad fer tryin' ta put his arm round her at the drive in movie" and stuff worse'n that.

[litl rooster]

Delmonico you remember the old timers that use start one of their tales with back in ott n 4 ott, ott n 3? You realize we are now them old farts.  I not only have a lot miles I have the years to go with it.

[litl rooster]

oooppps  forgot>>>> daylights burning I got Rustlers to drag in to town. Going over to Naked Mountain set my target up and do some target practice.

Author's note it's really called that it's just East of the Blue Mtns

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

oooppps  forgot>>>> daylights burning I got Rustlers to drag in to town. Going over to Naked Mountain set my target up and do some target practice.

Author's note it's really called that it's just East of the Blue Mtns

(Yep, and there's a winery/vineyard with that name.   AnnieLee)

[Delmonico]

It all came roarin' in and slapped me in the face one time about 5 years ago, I opened the door to the upstairs and hollored, "You kids turn that durned stery-oo down it's to loud and that ain't even music it's a bunch of durned noise."   As I closed the door I realized what I had done did.

My favorite one is, "Heck I gots kids older'n you."  or even better "My car is older'n you,,"  Cause it is older than about half the kids at the store, heck it's older than Jem.   Hey where'd he go anyway, oh, most likey Prom this weekend.

[litl rooster]

heck my grandaughter is closer to Jem's age than my daughter is

oooppps  forgot>>>> daylights burning I got Rustlers to drag in to town. Going over to Naked Mountain set my target up and do some target practice.

Author's note it's really called that it's just East of the Blue Mtns

(Yep, and there's a winery/vineyard with that name. AnnieLee)

Annie I am about 4 miles from the winery, and  sittin' just below O'Brien winery <he sez it's French, sounds Irish to me , Think we have a bottle in the cupbard, along with some good wine.

[Trinity]

lil rooster, 'member when we were young and green and all the ol' farts picked on us, "Well I was a doing that afore yer mom would quit slappin' yer dad fer tryin' ta put his arm round her at the drive in movie" and stuff worse'n that.

Del, if you want us to start believing you are that old, then you need to change your age in your profile! 

[Delmonico]

Jem's only 19, 48 looks old to him, sides that I feel old sometimes, er most of the time.   I hope he gets back from the prom soon.   He should not stay out that late he worries us.

[litl rooster]

Heck Delmonico 18 19 years olds might not know more than we did at that age but, they got more ways of gettin done.

As long as he's not out this late with my Granddaughter where won't need to be any killin's

[Trinity]

Heck Delmonico.  At 31 I already feel like an old geezer.  I can't stand listening to those infernal morning radio shows anymore (you know, the ones with the danged laugh tracks!).  In fact, I listen mostly to talk radio these days and have found that when music is on, I have turned it down to something below 8!!!!!!!!