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Re: Welcome ta the Grassy Knoll--a not so stoopid thread 'bout con speer a see
« Reply #120 on: December 18, 2008, 06:45:49 PM »
Alot of the grands around here are about the right age fer doin reindeer food.  Just shake up dry oatmeal an glitter in a bag an let em sprinkle it on the porch an drive way.  Get yer a$$ outta bet when they go ta sleep an sweep it away.  Sound silly but it makes em really light up in the mornin seein that food gone.


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So does that mean reighdeer poop has glitter in it. ::)
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Re: Welcome ta the Grassy Knoll--a not so stoopid thread 'bout con speer a see
« Reply #121 on: December 18, 2008, 06:56:03 PM »
Ya can add lib ta be more convincing if ya like.  I'm sure Rowdy won't mind ya stealin er leavins ta dress up if it means that much ta ya ;D


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Re: Welcome ta the Grassy Knoll--a not so stoopid thread 'bout con speer a see
« Reply #122 on: December 18, 2008, 07:39:07 PM »
Q: Why is today's economy not like a divorce?

A: You've lost half of your savings, but you still have the wife!  :o ::) ;D
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Re: Welcome ta the Grassy Knoll--a not so stoopid thread 'bout con speer a see
« Reply #123 on: December 18, 2008, 08:20:56 PM »
Q: Why is today's economy not like a divorce?

A: You've lost half of your savings, but you still have the wife!  :o ::) ;D

 :) :D ;D ;)
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Re: Welcome ta the Grassy Knoll--a not so stoopid thread 'bout con speer a see
« Reply #124 on: December 18, 2008, 08:51:02 PM »
LIT, That deserves a shot of Bushmills to warm the cockles of your heart tonight.
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Re: Welcome ta the Grassy Knoll--a not so stoopid thread 'bout con speer a see
« Reply #125 on: December 18, 2008, 11:04:27 PM »
Q: Why is today's economy not like a divorce?

A: You've lost half of your savings, but you still have the wife!  :o ::) ;D


for those of you that have been divorced twice it's all yer savings...... >:(
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« Reply #126 on: December 18, 2008, 11:25:47 PM »
I got away easy with number 2, we was just engaged.  She made the mistake of thinking the process of my castration was far enough along ta let her true colors and her fangs show.  Her stupidy saved me a fortune ::)


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Re: Welcome ta the Grassy Knoll--a not so stoopid thread 'bout con speer a see
« Reply #127 on: December 19, 2008, 07:08:46 AM »
I guess that I'm in the minority when it somes to divorces and ex-wives, I'm still on my first one, 35 years in March.
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Re: Welcome ta the Grassy Knoll--a not so stoopid thread 'bout con speer a see
« Reply #129 on: December 19, 2008, 07:43:42 AM »
from the unclassifed vaults



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lots of turmoil back in them days,  doesn't seem hardly that long ago that we were hearin it all on the evening news.
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Re: Welcome ta the Grassy Knoll--a not so stoopid thread 'bout con speer a see
« Reply #130 on: December 19, 2008, 07:48:16 AM »
  the actual break in and access is used today for training scenarios


might add most of the ones I work with weren't around then :o
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« Reply #131 on: December 19, 2008, 07:56:53 AM »
LR, We all have that problem, They ain't many of us "Old Timers" left.
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« Reply #132 on: December 19, 2008, 12:28:18 PM »


LR, We all have that problem, They ain't many of us "Old Timers" left.

That's why we must preserve ya as national treasures :D

I hear Del is about ta be cryogenicaly frozen out there in Newbrasky ::)


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« Reply #133 on: December 19, 2008, 03:02:48 PM »
Let's hope Del ain't too froze and can get home safe tonight.
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« Reply #134 on: December 19, 2008, 03:14:31 PM »
He said they wasn't gonna close taday even if were bad icey.  I hate days like that.


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« Reply #135 on: December 19, 2008, 03:51:22 PM »
Well, It's back being like spring again. It's 73 here right now.
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« Reply #136 on: December 20, 2008, 06:36:50 AM »
oh well, ya know what they say about the weather  just hang around a few days,  it'll change again  ;D
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« Reply #137 on: December 20, 2008, 07:05:00 AM »
It's supposed to be back in the 30s on Sun. and Mon. around here.
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« Reply #138 on: December 20, 2008, 07:18:38 AM »
they're talkin teens tonight, but no ice or snow, just a coupla days of cold.  but I'd jsut as sonn as have warm
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« Reply #139 on: December 20, 2008, 07:33:03 AM »
We had some rain on Thurs., but nothin' since.  I'm just we haven't had the snow that a lot of folks have had so far.
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