Author Topic: New Tribe Discovered in Jungle (Read 11304 times)

Ozark Tracker · « **on:** June 02, 2008, 09:33:22 PM »

The National Geographic has just issued a picture of a Tribe just discovered in South American, they were able to take one of the imiges and enlarge it, the subject seemed to be the Chief, he was sitting back relaxing while the rest of the group shot arrows at the helicopter.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2008, 09:36:30 PM »

Slim

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2008, 09:41:46 PM »

Funny

Dakota

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Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #3 on:** June 03, 2008, 01:08:16 AM »

It looks like the Chief forgot the paper bag to keep his 40 oz. in.

litl rooster · « **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2008, 07:24:59 AM »

They haven't got an open container law yet. Or a 5 day waiting period on Bows

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2008, 09:09:17 AM »

No "cooling off" period!

Arcey · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2008, 10:59:20 AM »

Hehehehehehe….

Remember them plastic wrap thingys? Made ta look like Coke er Mountain Dew cans. The drunks would put ‘em on beer cans with gold colored tops or upside down. Made ‘em easier ta spot than a nekkid can of Bud.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2008, 12:20:24 PM »

Those things wre made for sober people with reasonable intelligence.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2008, 03:09:48 PM »

Fer a while, gas stations were givin out them refillable coffee mugs. Good deal I thought, gettin mornin joe fer a quarter. Then I guy I was workin with showed me how a 12 oz can fit perfectly inta it, an I mean an exact fit. I gotta suspicion that it wern't an accident on the part of the engineering team. They don give that size cup out anymore...

Leo

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2008, 05:10:38 PM »

Never underestimate the wonders of modern technology.

Trinity · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2008, 06:02:06 PM »

King Cobra! The drink of Champeens. Now there's a chief that knows how to relax.

There is a cooling off period down yonder. When you want a bow you have to walk into the ocean and walk back. If you want a blowdart you have to jump into a mountain stream. Then you have to sign a form, but since no one can write, we they had a rubber stamp made up of an X which everybody uses.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2008, 06:49:18 PM »

Well then there's gotta be a ritual that requires riding the Schlitz Malt Liquer Bull.
A rite a passage mebbe?

Leo

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2008, 04:39:28 AM »

That Malt Liquior really gives me a hangover, I feel like the Bull crapped in my mouth.

litl rooster · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2008, 07:42:46 AM »

It's properly named....who mentioned modern technology

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2008, 09:48:06 AM »

I got a case of Country Club Malt Liquor one time in small cans about the size of the small beeny weeny cans. I drank 3 of the six packs one night and had a hangover all weekend. My mouth tasted like a bunch of folks walked through in their bare feet.

Trinity · « **Reply #15 on:** June 04, 2008, 07:19:40 PM »

That stuff is not for the faint hearted. I get a 40 every now and then to get a laugh out of folks, but I can't stand drinking too much of it.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #16 on:** June 04, 2008, 11:13:55 PM »

When I was a teen, they had this stuff called Old English 800, or "8 ball". I swear there was stuff floatin around in it that would stick in yer teeth

Nasty, vile brew, give ya a stomach ache before a buzz.
Ahh, the good old days

How fondly I remember...

Arcey · « **Reply #17 on:** June 05, 2008, 08:55:13 AM »

The ole man used ta buy them small bottles of Rollin’ Rock by the case. I’d liberate a couple now ‘n again.

Wife loved the things. The small bottle was all she wanted at a sittin’.

I ain’t seen those l’il bottles in a long time. That was the first beer I can remember swillin’. Good beer.

First of the malt stuff was at a party durin’ the early times of ‘sperimentin’. That stuff was awful then ‘n was last time I drank it. Been awhile ago. Ain’t plannin’ no future taste tests.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #18 on:** June 05, 2008, 09:25:58 AM »

That Malt Liquior stuff is for young and stupid folks that don't know no better. Hangovers are for young ones!

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #19 on:** June 05, 2008, 12:38:29 PM »

AMEN to that!

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