Delmonico comes back in from the ranch and inta The Longbranch. He is carryin' a 10 gauge double barreled, mule eared shotgun. He reaches inta his pocket that is buldgin' with shells and drops 2, (clearly marked anise seed on them) inta the gun.
Never fear Buck, this is just fer my own safety, I ain't after you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yet. Fact is if forty Rod is offended, ya can back me up with yer biggest fish gun if ya want, there might be some cookies in it fer ya.
I just wanted ta say it would be better ta see him in a petticoat than it would be ta see him in a teddy. (Now imagine about 20 of the "YIKES" emocons thingys from TFS after that sentance.)
With that comment Annie Lee spits coffee all over her monitor and Forty Rod chokes on his beer. The tought of him in a Teddy scares even him, Delmonico backs slowly out of The Longbranch, his thumbs on the hammers of the shotgun loaded up with the deadly anise seed.
Suddenly he bursts back through the door, a 38-40 Colt in his hand. He fires five rounds out of this (loaded with licorice jelly beans) inta the ceiling and dashes to his mule and rides off inta the dark.