Daylights burning & set yer clocks back: November Cawfee

[Lucky Irish Tom]

I'm in classes all day today so it's hard to stay awake.

[Marshal Will Wingam]

Howdy, pards. New camp. Great coffee. Lookin' goood!

We have fog again this morning. It'll burn away by noon and probably be a decent day. It's already thinned out so I can see across the valley. Couldn't see the end of the driveway when I got up.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

I'm here, finally. Had a bunch of running to do after the morning run, and then had to order my meds online. Took some extra time, as when they switched names at the bank, I got a new debit card and number. Had to change that stuff first. At least they let me keep my old PIN. The way these things are merging, there ain't gonna be but one or two bank names when they get finished.
 Sunny here today, but temps haven't gone up much. 47 when I went in and it's only 48 now.................Buck

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[Delmonico]

Been up in the Work Dept, back to a more sane world now, no ther is no size between XL and XXL, no we can't order one either.

[Ozark Tracker]

no ther is no size between XL and XXL, no we can't order one either.

ya just need to go to Wally world and get a XXL from China,   it'll be the size in between a XL & XXL .   
and after a wash or 2 it may be the size just under XL 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

 

[Tensleep]

Good day today, ran the SG sidematch, it was a hoot!

Shot all 10 stages yestiddy, 1 miss, 1 P 

It is a GREAT match, thanks to Carolina Jack for the wonderful stages, he always does a good job of it.

Main match starts tomorrow at 0730, looks like we gonna hafta be up 'fore breakfast........ 

[Ozark Tracker]

Thought I'd better post this fer Trinity,  just remember Trinity, instead of paper, this could be a shinny object.  




BEWARE OF PAPER IN THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE  

NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKING

 (NOT A JOKE)

Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating...

You walk across the parking lot,  

 unlock your car and get inside.

You start the engine and shift into Reverse.

When you look into the rearview mirror  

 to back out of your parking space,  

 you notice a piece of paper  

 stuck to the middle of the rear window.  

 So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and  

 jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view.  

When you reach the back of your car,  

 that is when the car jackers appear out of nowhere,  

 jump into your car and take off.  

They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car.

And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car.

So now the car jacker has your car, your home address,  

 your money, and your keys.  

 Your home and your whole identity are now compromised!

BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS

NOW BEING USED....

If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window,  

 just drive away.  

Remove the paper later.  

[Trinity]

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Very insightful!   

Stoney, yer right about them outfits, makes ya wonder what them parents are thinking, letting their kids go out like that 

I had a discussion with a former girlfriend (very liberal girl) about this type of thing.  She said that it was the man's problem if he is attracted to her.  I can see her point, but she wasn't thinking that some folks can't be turned on and ignore it.  They feel they have to take! 

Heck, I'm glad I can exercise restraint.  If I couldn't, Rachael Ray, Giada De Laurentiis, Samantha Brown et al would have warrants out for my arrest!

Y'all did it again. I merged 'em. 

Slim

It's that race to see who can post first.  Why I'll bet both of them wanted to stay up, but fell asleep right before midnight.

Where's Dan?

I'm in classes all day today so it's hard to stay awake.

I'm the king of sleeping in class.   I even worked out a pose to look like I was reading and taking notes.  I could even hold a pen up.  If it fell, that meant that I was deeeeep alseep.  That happened only a few times.

I still keep those skills honed today.  I take naps at my desk during lunch just to freak out the coworkers.  I just close my eyes while sitting up and my head straight up.  Again, if I sleep too deeply, my head will start to bob.

Been up in the Work Dept, back to a more sane world now, no ther is no size between XL and XXL, no we can't order one either.

Yes there is a mid size.  It's X½XL.  Geez.  Don't you know anything?

ya just need to go to Wally world and get a XXL from China,   it'll be the size in between a XL & XXL .   
and after a wash or 2 it may be the size just under XL 

... or that too.  Boy, isn't that the truth?  Since I am a member of the XXL club, I often wonder what the little, undernourished workers of the third world think when their entire family lives in a tent smaller than my shirt...  

Good day today, ran the SG sidematch, it was a hoot!

Shot all 10 stages yestiddy, 1 miss, 1 P 

It is a GREAT match, thanks to Carolina Jack for the wonderful stages, he always does a good job of it.

Main match starts tomorrow at 0730, looks like we gonna hafta be up 'fore breakfast........ 

Glad you had a good day!

Up before 0730? ... and not forced to report to work?  There should be a law!



Good advice, OT.  Ooooooooh!!!  Shiny!

[Sod Buster]

Good day today, ran the SG sidematch, it was a hoot!

Shot all 10 stages yestiddy, 1 miss, 1 P 

It is a GREAT match, thanks to Carolina Jack for the wonderful stages, he always does a good job of it.

Main match starts tomorrow at 0730, looks like we gonna hafta be up 'fore breakfast........ 

I am sorry I am missing it.  I had a whole lot of fun last year and was fully intending to go this year....but work got in the way.

I HATE WORK!

[Trinity]

Yeah, me too!  And I didn't win the lottery last night... AGAIN!

[Major E A Sterner]

Mornin’, y’all.


BTW, Rooster.  Maj ain't a yankee.  He's a Virginian we sent up that way on a mission..................

Thankee Arcey, It's a dark an lonely job spyin on tha yankees, but it has ta be done...

[Silver Creek Slim]

Thankee Arcey, It's a dark an lonely job spyin on tha yankees, but it has ta be done...

Whatcha spyin' on the Yankees fer? They didn't even make it ta the World Series.   

Slim

[Ozark Tracker]

Whatcha spyin' on the Yankees fer? They didn't even make it ta the World Series.   

Slim

he's a wantin to go down to Florida with em next spring   

[Marshal harpoluke]

Thankee Arcey, It's a dark an lonely job spyin on tha yankees, but it has ta be done...

 

Whas wrong with Yankees ,  the next thing You'll be bad mouthing Mah Sheep.


 


 


 


 

[Marshal Will Wingam]

Good day today, ran the SG sidematch, it was a hoot!

Shot all 10 stages yestiddy, 1 miss, 1 P 

It is a GREAT match, thanks to Carolina Jack for the wonderful stages, he always does a good job of it.

Main match starts tomorrow at 0730, looks like we gonna hafta be up 'fore breakfast........ 

Great fun. Running things like that can be a whole lot of fun.

[Marshal Will Wingam]

NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKING

Thanks for the tip.

[Marshal Will Wingam]

And I didn't win the lottery last night... AGAIN!

You're going to have to stop doing that. 

[Trinity]

You're going to have to stop doing that. 

I think the State has a personal vendetta against me.  Probably because I pay so little in taxes.

[Ozark Tracker]

we have to go over to Oklahoma to play the lottery or to go to a casino,  they have casino machines at the 2 major race tracks (Horse in Hot Springs and Dog track in West Memphis) but that's the only places you can throw yer money away here