gotta work tonight and go to court in the morning (it's gonna be a LOOOONG shift)!
Lordy, do I remember that.
Secure at 0300. Go home ‘n nap in the lazy boy. Get up at 0700. Wash up, run the electric razor o’er yer face ‘n change shirts. Back ta Circuit Court before 0930. Defense moves to put you out of the courtroom ‘n ya sit in the hall onna bench with no back. Bailiff calls ya in, yer on the stand for all of 10 minutes then they cut ya loose.
Get back home ‘bout 1330. Nap in the chair. Wake up, eat sumthin’, shower, electric razor again, clean clothes, back to the office at 1900 sayin’ – WHOT HOPPENED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?