OK, speakin' of pipes, there was this bagpiper, he was hired to play at a funeral out in the country. Well he got lost and by the time he found the cematary, everyone was gone but the grave diggers. They were just gettin' ready to fill in the grave.
The piper went over anyway, looked into the open grave, looked down at the concrete vault inside and then started to play "Amazing Grace. Well this brought tears to the eyes of the grave diggers. As the piper was headed back to his car, one of the grave diggers said, "I've been puttin' in septic tanks for 30 years and I never had that happen before."