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Offline Delmonico

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If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« on: March 11, 2007, 06:53:22 PM »
OK, it is Saturday night and it is almost 10 PM Central Time, the main street of Dodge have cleared, the bad guy and Matt are the only ones on the street.  Matt is tryin' to talk him into giving himself up, but he won't.  Suddenly the bad guy slaps leather and shoots and misses Matt.  Drawing his six-shooter Matt hits the guy dead center.  Our bad guy drops his gun and falls in the street and luckly does not land in horse poop, but there was no horse poop on Gunsmoke. ::)

Doc goes over to him with his black bag, opens it and gets out his stethascope and listens, he shakes his head as he always always did.  Someone runs up the street and soon, wearin' a frock coat and a top hat, comes the sad lookin' undertaker, carrying a body bag? ::)

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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2007, 07:10:10 PM »
Why?  Are ya gonna transport the body somewhere?....besides the nearest graveyard??
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2007, 07:38:10 PM »
Well, they're easier to carry when they're empty. I wonder if they were less expensive than a pine box.

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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2007, 07:42:43 PM »
I wonder about the gasses that are given off by the body as it decomposes.  If that rubber sack is as air tight as it claims, it could expand a bit....
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2007, 07:54:11 PM »
Where do you think they got the idea for this?

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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2007, 08:22:34 PM »
Hey, be nice or I'll post pictures for some of the other devices in the rubber catalogs. ;D
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2007, 08:50:57 PM »
Go ahead... I dare you. ;D
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2007, 09:06:29 PM »
OK, watch the Newbrassky thread as to what Delmonico brought Trinity. ;D
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2007, 09:52:52 PM »
OK Trinity, I did it, ya had enough or should I add some more. ;D
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2007, 09:58:01 PM »
It wasn't as bad as what I could have thought... ::) :-\ ;D
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2007, 10:02:25 PM »
Well I have some better ones, but I'm a little scared of Slim, I'll E-mail you the naked soiled dove phote I found from the 1880's. ;D  Was really looking for one with some clothes on, but did better, do you think Slim or Cammie would mind of I posted it here in Tall Tales somewhere? ;D
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2007, 10:04:02 PM »
Trinity double dog dares ya :o :o
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2007, 10:10:59 PM »
OK, sent Trinity and OT the naked lady(?) picture, I double Labradog dare either of them to post it. ;D
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2007, 10:18:36 PM »
 :o :o   have you got the playboy book of 1880  ???  who was Hugh Hefner back in those days ;D ;D
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2007, 10:43:50 PM »
Hugh was in his early fifties back then or so I understand. ;D
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2007, 04:05:31 AM »
Well they have the picture, guess they is skeeeered of Slim, well I ain't......
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2007, 04:46:15 AM »
Before 1880 a fella named Jefferson and some others made it a law to prohibited censoring speech, Art is a freedom of speech Issue................So Del, you shouldn't be vandalizing "Art" and specially that of Historical value........What was Matt Festus Newly and Doc star'n at over the bar at the Longbranch.?  It wasn't Miss Kitty.
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2007, 08:20:21 AM »
Quote from: litl rooster on March 12, 2007, 04:46:15 AM
Before 1880 a fella named Jefferson and some others made it a law to prohibited censoring speech, Art is a freedom of speech Issue................So Del, you shouldn't be vandalizing "Art" and specially that of Historical value........What was Matt Festus Newly and Doc star'n at over the bar at the Longbranch.?  It wasn't Miss Kitty.

I'll send it to you and you post it. ;D
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2007, 08:24:15 AM »
OK, I sent it, you post it. ;D
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Re: If I were a script writer for Gunsmoke
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2007, 09:40:26 AM »
He's probably stunned, Del................... ;D 8)
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