Tall Tales Rehab

[Camille Eonich]

Yeah well all the pills going around in group therapy sooner or later, my bet is sooner, rehab is gonna be needed.

[Delmonico]

We'll just have to start a thread when needed.

OK, tomorrow is "Cold Turkey Day."

[Camille Eonich]

Or I can "sticky" this one.   

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[Ozark Tracker]

I'll bring the cold turkey,  I won't put his little overcoat on when I bring him out.

[Delmonico]

Send him to Wissy-Consion fer the winter and he'll really be a cold turkey.    Now that we have a rehab we'll have to have our own 12 Steps fer our program.

I'll start, step one.

1.  We realized we we Bozo's on a Bus and our lives were so dull all we had to do was post in Tall Tales..

[litl rooster]

2]  apoligize to your close's family friends and Employer for wasting the 37 days 8 hours and 58 seconds in Tall Tales>>>mileage may vary


Ozark in your case yer wife, she's the one pickin' up the slack

[Delmonico]

3.  Try our darnest to get a real life.

BTW my wife is goin' to Beatrice friday night, I wait up till she gets home.  How 'bout we meet here in Tall Tales and give Slim some readin' Monday.

[Silver Creek Slim]

[Delmonico]

4.  Came to believe a power greater than ourselfs (Bill Gates and Microsoft) could save us from ourselves.

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim, just a side note on the Butterball Turkeys,  the young turkeys are what we raise here, they are 13 week old birds with a weight of 14 to 16 pounds
the litl Butterball turkeys are raised up at Huntsville Ar.  they are 9 week old birds weighing right at 8 pounds that come with the stuffing already packed in the body cavity,
they started this with the idea thtat the litl Butterball  would be purchased by couples or familys not wanting a full sized turkey but just for one meal and maybe a day of leftovers.

[Trinity]

Slim, just a side note on the Butterball Turkeys,  the young turkeys are what we raise here, they are 13 week old birds with a weight of 14 to 16 pounds
the litl Butterball turkeys are raised up at Huntsville Ar.  they are 9 week old birds weighing right at 8 pounds that come with the stuffing already packed in the body cavity,
they started this with the idea thtat the litl Butterball  would be purchased by couples or familys not wanting a full sized turkey but just for one meal and maybe a day of leftovers.

How do y'all stuff them?  Do ya stuff them and then kill them or is that done at another location?



 



Oh, and I refuse to admit or deny any of the steps presented thus far.

[Ozark Tracker]

I ain't never seen em actually stuff em,  all I do is stuff em while they alive.
them give'm a bus ticket to town.

[Trinity]

I ain't never seen em actually stuff em,  all I do is stuff em while they alive.
them give'm a bus ticket to town.

That was my poor attempt at humor.  

[Ozark Tracker]

this here stuffing turkeys is serious business,  why a person could lose a finger on them vaccums that suck the guts out 

[Noz]

They suck the guts out?

[Ozark Tracker]

They suck the guts out?

some companies use what they call an evac machine, they make a cut around the neck and realease the air pipe and the machine evacuates the innard out the other end and it is cut off.

almost every company does it a little differently.  and they think their way is best.

[Ozark Tracker]

2]  apoligize to your close's family friends and Employer for wasting the 37 days 8 hours and 58 seconds in Tall Tales>>>mileage may vary


Ozark in your case yer wife, she's the one pickin' up the slack

now see what ya done I've had to work down ta the barns all this week,  and the wife's been down there a working me hard.

[litl rooster]

now see what ya done I've had to work down ta the barns all this week,  and the wife's been down there a working me hard.

LOL


figgured you'd want out of the Rehab center

[Sod Buster]

figgured you'd want out of the Rehab center

Dang, it's already decorated for the holly-daze.

[litl rooster]

  Yep just like the Wal Mart and Hallmark stores start the day after Halloween