How to know if a Texan has a Spencer Three homowners had their houses broken into. A Liberal, a Republican, and a Texan.
Each of them had a gun
The Liberal saw the intruder and said "I believe in gun control. I ..." [Bang] and the intruder shoots the homeowner, robs the house, and escapes.
The Republican saw the intruder, pulled out his gun and said "Stop, or I'll shoot!" [Bang] and the intruder fell.
The Texan saw the intruder, pulled out his gun and said "Stop!" [Bang] (pause)
[Bang] [Bang] [Bang] [Bang] [Bang] [Bang]
Of course, the Texan had a Spencer